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[The video feed flicks on to show DeDeDe standing in front of a well-stocked bar. The lighting is low at the moment, as there's still no electricity in the club, but enough sunlight is filtering through the windows to make the scene visible. The massive penguin man quirks an eyebrow and gives a small upnod before offering a casual wave.]

Afternoon, Hinoto-Ri. Seems this city's even more generous than I thought.

[He gestures behind him.]

It's seen fit to return a little business venture I was runnin' back home. Now I've never been one to look a gift horse in the mouth, and seein' as it's here and I'm here, I'm plannin' to reopen for business in a couple of weeks. This here's the Penguin's Nest, in the Taurus District right down the same street as that pirate bar and Nyx's place. I'm lookin' to turn it into a respectable establishment where adults can go to enjoy a few drinks, a little music, and the pleasure of each other's company.

[In other words, it's a sex club.]

'Course, a place like this don't just run itself, so I'm lookin' for some local talent to help me keep the place up. Bartenders, bouncers, dancers, musicians... you got somethin' you can do that you think might fit in here, you just give me a holler and we'll see if we can't work somethin' out.

Don't got much in the way of signage right now, so just look for the warehouse with the door marked 'Private Entrance.' I'll be lookin' to remodel the place a bit to draw in some more business once we get up and runnin'. I'll be here 'til it gets dark if you'd rather hash things out face to beak. Just ask for DeDeDe.

[He flashes a grin at the feed.]

Well, that's all I got for now. You all have yourselves a marvelous day.

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All by your lonesome? Sounds like you should do some recruitin' too.

Yeah. I really need some help doing all the...boss...stuff.

Heh. It's no picnic, is it?

Sometimes I think I'm going insane. Thank goodness Lady Palutena's here.

Palutena... now there's a name I never thought I'd hear again. Maybe I should look her up sometime.

Her temple's here. In the Aquarius ward. You can't miss it--there's a huge statue of her.

[Huge statue, huh? More like a bullseye. Angel Land fell pretty quickly when Kirby started his rampage. He probably knew right where to go for some celestial cuisine.

DeDeDe just shakes his head.]

Think I'll do that, then.

[ As if reading his mind: ]

Just don't let her cook for you. Last time she did that for me I had to lead the troops to stop the revolt. Of the vegetables. That she was gonna cook for me for dinner.

[IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SALAD TOSSES YOU]

...Sounds like she's one hell of a gardener.

It was some potion she added to the veggies. I don't think she has the time to garden.

Or...learn how to cook properly.

Well, I'm sure goddesses have a heck of a lot on their plate already.

Yeah. She works too much. Hopefully now that she's here she can take a break.

[ Dedede you might want to steer the conversation away from Palutena if you don't want to talk about her for the rest of the day. ]

[DeDeDe chuckles a little at that.]

Y'know, I know a thing or two about how to relax. You just send her on over here sometime, I'll make sure she's taken care of. No funny business, I'm a bird of my word.

[ you do realize you essentially told pit to invite his mom to a sex club, right ]

I...okay...

[He is utterly shameless.]

Good. Don't you worry your little wings, I'll get her home in one piece.

okay...

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Well, I got a lot of work to do yet, so I best be goin'. You take care now, you hear?

Okay

[ Pit forgot 99% of his vocabulary, it seems. ]

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