King DeDeDe (
emperor_penguin) wrote in
compnetwork2013-03-07 08:53 am
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[The video feed flicks on to show DeDeDe standing in front of a well-stocked bar. The lighting is low at the moment, as there's still no electricity in the club, but enough sunlight is filtering through the windows to make the scene visible. The massive penguin man quirks an eyebrow and gives a small upnod before offering a casual wave.]
Afternoon, Hinoto-Ri. Seems this city's even more generous than I thought.
[He gestures behind him.]
It's seen fit to return a little business venture I was runnin' back home. Now I've never been one to look a gift horse in the mouth, and seein' as it's here and I'm here, I'm plannin' to reopen for business in a couple of weeks. This here's the Penguin's Nest, in the Taurus District right down the same street as that pirate bar and Nyx's place. I'm lookin' to turn it into a respectable establishment where adults can go to enjoy a few drinks, a little music, and the pleasure of each other's company.
[In other words, it's a sex club.]
'Course, a place like this don't just run itself, so I'm lookin' for some local talent to help me keep the place up. Bartenders, bouncers, dancers, musicians... you got somethin' you can do that you think might fit in here, you just give me a holler and we'll see if we can't work somethin' out.
Don't got much in the way of signage right now, so just look for the warehouse with the door marked 'Private Entrance.' I'll be lookin' to remodel the place a bit to draw in some more business once we get up and runnin'. I'll be here 'til it gets dark if you'd rather hash things out face to beak. Just ask for DeDeDe.
[He flashes a grin at the feed.]
Well, that's all I got for now. You all have yourselves a marvelous day.
Afternoon, Hinoto-Ri. Seems this city's even more generous than I thought.
[He gestures behind him.]
It's seen fit to return a little business venture I was runnin' back home. Now I've never been one to look a gift horse in the mouth, and seein' as it's here and I'm here, I'm plannin' to reopen for business in a couple of weeks. This here's the Penguin's Nest, in the Taurus District right down the same street as that pirate bar and Nyx's place. I'm lookin' to turn it into a respectable establishment where adults can go to enjoy a few drinks, a little music, and the pleasure of each other's company.
[In other words, it's a sex club.]
'Course, a place like this don't just run itself, so I'm lookin' for some local talent to help me keep the place up. Bartenders, bouncers, dancers, musicians... you got somethin' you can do that you think might fit in here, you just give me a holler and we'll see if we can't work somethin' out.
Don't got much in the way of signage right now, so just look for the warehouse with the door marked 'Private Entrance.' I'll be lookin' to remodel the place a bit to draw in some more business once we get up and runnin'. I'll be here 'til it gets dark if you'd rather hash things out face to beak. Just ask for DeDeDe.
[He flashes a grin at the feed.]
Well, that's all I got for now. You all have yourselves a marvelous day.

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Which is why he's doing video instead of his usual text. His texting habits were awful]
I may as well just jump right into the important questions first - if I'm interested, how much money are we talking about here?
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Right down to business, huh? I like that. Pay's negotiable, but I can promise it'll be worth your trouble. More'n the city pays just to live here, I'll personally guarantee that. I take care of folks who take care of me.
[He's not worried about this place making enough once it opens - there's always a market for this stuff. And thankfully, he arrived with a pocket full of gold coins to float the paychecks while it's getting off the ground.]
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[Kazuya worked part-time jobs before, he knows what questions to ask!!]
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I'd be interested in this club of yours.
I've had experience with working bars, playing music, and the art of companionship. Though, that last one I'll have to offer with some restriction.
[He wasn't looking to get punched by an irate partner or anything.]
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That's quite a resume you got there, young man. You can write your own meal ticket with a skill set like that. What sorts of services are you lookin' to provide? I can use all of 'em if you're up to it.
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I'll be more than happy to offer them all, if you need them.
My only limitation's that I've been expressly forbidden from offering too much of my company; very 'hands off' unfortunately.
Ah...there's also the fact that I can come in before the sun comes up or after it's down, but not during.
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Now that's not to say they're not welcome too - as long as they're spendin' and show a little respect, I couldn't give a fuck who walks in my door. But I thought it'd be nice to have a place to relax a bit without gettin' a hole stared through you for a change.
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yeah i noticed how weird theyve been acting. it even spreads to the police force in case you didn't know how deep it goes. man its just plain rude when you try helping somebody and they look at you funny!
i think youve got the right idea there. but you should probably abandon the idea of the natives ever coming in there. you cant outright put a sign on there either but with that attitude... unless their interested in giant talking penguins but i doubt that'll carry? or carry at all
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And unless you're okay with someone new to the whole "working" thing I doubt me offering my services would be of any interest to you.
[aka he's interested in working, but haha has no skills. Also, pretty sure whistling is not the kind of entertainment DeDeDe would want for his club.]
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What if we don't know if we have talent in any of those things? Can we still try and help? I might need a job, and helping people have fun sounds like a nice one!
[For an AI that is highly intelligent, there is still many things that Tachikoma can just sail over her head...]
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