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screwattack ([personal profile] screwattack) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2013-01-16 01:56 am

[001 - video message]

[On the network, a video feed starts up from one of the watch comps, pointed directly at the face of the user. Said user happens to be a woman with blonde hair pulled back into a ponytail, wearing a futuristic looking armored suit. Her helmet is currently off so that her face is visible on camera.

It appears that she is sitting in a stark white hospital room, with several doctors nearby reviewing clipboards and storing samples of... are those vials of glowing blood?

Speaking of glowing, the woman herself happens to be glowing slightly blue all over, and there are dark blue veins running along certain areas on her face.

When she's positive that the feed is working, she begins to speak.]


My name is Samus Aran, from my universe I'm what's known as a space hunter, a hired mercenary and bounty hunter primarily working for the Galactic Federation. One of my missions recently left me infected with a radioactive substance known as Phazon; my body is currently producing Phazon at a steady rate, and the city's government feared that my condition may cause harm to civilians, so I have been in the hospital for the past two days while tests were being run.

As I assured them, and as they confirmed, my condition is not contagious nor is it outright harmful to either myself or any others that I come into contact with. I now assure you that there is no need to fear my condition, and I'm taking great care to make sure that I keep it under control.

[To her chagrin this might mean regular check-ups at the doctor's.]

As a warning, my body and my suit are irradiated, so radiation detectors will go off if I come near them.

I'll be happy to answer any questions or concerns regarding my condition, but first I would like to ask if there happens to be anyone from my universe currently residing in the city. If you are at all familiar with the Galactic Federation, whether you are a part of the Federation Police or military, or whether you are simply aware of their presence as the law enforcement of the galaxy you are from, please let me know.
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-02-26 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Desco doesn't think it's ideal to rely on humans for power either, but she is pretty sure Hades needs to recover from the recession before different energy sources can be researched!"

And now she's considering something.

"Even when Desco worked for the Corrupternment, she was only the Foreign Minister, so that was never her area of influence."
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-02-26 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Desco is in fact the most kind-hearted killing machine in existence! Probably just what happens when you're from a society where violence never has permanent consequences.

Anyway, Desco is...kind of non-plussed, now.

"...Desco is starting to think that you've never met any demons before, have you?"
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-03-04 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
A nod.

"Desco can kind of tell."

A pause as her primary tentacles gape open in a kind of grin.

"Desco is from Hades, where wicked humans are sent to become Prinnies after they die!"

She draws herself up proudly at that.

"All the demons in Hades exist for the purpose of instructing the souls of humans!"
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-03-11 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Desco nods.

"Of course! But it's not like Desco disapproves of your morals! Just as demons chastise humans with fear, humans resist demons by trusting their comrades!"

Slight pause.

"Desco learned that from Valzy and Fenfen."
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-03-11 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Desco looks a little unsure.

"Desco isn't sure. She's never been anywhere in the human world besides the lab where she was made."

Ah, the aliens! Now Desco is on familiar territory!

"The Pan-Galactic Alliance felt that humans were unnecessary, so they made a moon base and staffed it with their snotty bureaucrat androids so they could wipe out all the humans! But then we went to the moon and beat them allll up!"
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-03-12 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Desco tilts her head to the side a bit.

"..but it would always benefit Desco. Daddy and Big Sis are humans, after all! Daddy still lives on Earth, too!"
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-03-12 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Desco's little sisters are all demons, but she's not really sure how many of them there are."

A slight shrug, as if to say 'whatcha gonna do?'

"Desco provided the basic personality matrixes for them, but she's been too busy with Big Sis to really pay attention to the mass production models."
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-03-16 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Desco blinks a couple times, using only her red eyes.

"Really? It's not like Desco knows any humans besides Big Sis and Daddy. And Big Sis lives in Hades with Desco, and Desco is pretty sure Daddy isn't capable of fear!"

A slight pause.

"Oh! Mr. Almaz and Mrs. Sapphire are humans! So Desco knows four humans."
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-03-20 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
And Desco is once again confused. And a little angry.

"Hey! Daddy and Big Sis are Desco's family! Desco was not adopted or anything! She properly received the name of Kazamatsuri!"

She's pouting now.

"Don't say 'considered' like Desco decided on a whim! Desco was born to make Big Sis happy!"
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-04-13 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
She doesn't look quite so angry after your apology/explanation, instead adopting a superior look and nodding primly.

"Daddy made Desco in a lab by splicing together demon DNA."

She pauses to consider your question.

"Desco was created to place Big Sis on the throne of the entire world. So Desco has to make sure that the human race survives so that Big Sis can have her ideal world of luxury chocolates and beautiful men pandering to her every whim!"
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-04-13 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Desco is seven. Not seven in demon years. Actually seven.

So she doesn't quite get what you're saying.

"B-but...Justice is the power Heroes use to fight the Final Boss! If Desco used Justice Power, she'd have to beat herself up!"
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-05-19 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Desco adopts a haughty expression at that.

"Desco will oppose anyone she wants to! The Final Boss refuses to be bullied by grown-ups!"
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[personal profile] tyrantball 2013-05-22 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Rather than say anything, Desco places her claws at her temples and blows a raspberry while waggling her claws at you.

Then, with an angry huff, she switches off the video feed.