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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Is it wrong to want to live a normal life here when you're a fighter back at home?

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[equally anonymous except not]

[forceofnature]

I SAID GO HAVE FUN YOU DORK.

[Pit should not expect a response to this thread.]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I'm sorry but who are you?

[ He speaks into his voice-to-text thingie acting as if he SO DOESN'T KNOW who that is. ]

1/a lot probably

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Wait, is this Viridi?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

If this is you, Viridi, please forgive me! I'm sorry I messed up! I just got distracted by living a normal life but if you want me to fight I will! I know that's my mission, I just forgot it, I guess. That was awful of me. If you want, I'll quit my job and start fighting again! I'm not a bad angel, I'm just kind of dumb sometimes!

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Um, if this isn't Viridi, then sorry. You just kind of sounded like Viridi.

Um, if you're not Viridi then can you do me a huge favor and forget I typed all this?

Wait, you don't even know who I am.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Wait, if you're not Viridi, then you're someone who's talked to me before.

...Lady Palutena?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Wait, no. Is this Pittoo?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I hope this isn't Rune.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

What, no! I didn't want you to send that! Oh, man.

[forceofnature]

[OK so much for the Less Than Subtle approach.]

Oh my god Pit
Oh my me even
Why are you such a dork
You are the biggest dork the heavens have ever conceived
It's like
The epitome of dorkitude
I think you're achieving godhood
Pit, God of Dorks


OK look, this is your conscience, you doofus. Your conscience - that's me - wants you to know that you have a job to do but no one can make you do it except you so if you want to go have fun for a few years whatever just remember that you have to go back to your job eventually.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

So it was Viridi!

I know I have a job to do. You should have seen me when all those Scorpios went crazy! I was on fire! And I help out whenever I see people who need help, but I know I'm not the only one here who can fight! That's why we all were brought here and given personas, right? But I guess I could be doing more. Still, the point is, I know I have to return to my job someday and I haven't completely abandoned it. Um. Just so you know.

[forceofnature]

How did that identify me any more than my first comment did?!

Look, I don't care, Pit. Contrary to popular Pittian belief, I don't spend all my time spying on you and your twin; my IQ would probably start to decrease. And you're right, you're not 'my' angel. You can do whatever you want, whenever you want, however you want. And I'm not going to nag at you constantly; that's annoying for me, too, believe it or not.

The only person you have to report back to is you. At the end of the day, you account for you.

Just make sure you're happy with it.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I could tell by the way you insulted me.

Anyway, I felt fine until you got mad at me. I don't want to be a bad angel, but it gets tiring, fighting all the time. I've been doing this for 25 years. That might not be a lot to some, but I'm still young. I haven't even had time to go to school!

[forceofnature]

I thought you had like a twenty year break in the middle.

We don't have the privilege of being young, Pit. You were created for a purpose and I exist for a purpose. What do you think would happen to the world if I took a vacation? Or if Palutena or Poseidon took a vacation? I want one, too! You think it's relaxing watching humans tear through everything I care about, year after year after decade after century after millennium?

........Whatever, I said I don't care! I told you to have fun, how is that getting mad?!

Just... do what you want. I'll find someone else.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Viridi...

It wouldn't matter if you or Lady Palutena or Lord Poseidon took a vacation here. It's not our world. That doesn't mean we should stop fighting, but we don't have to do this all on our own. You could find a whole army here if you really tried, maybe even people who are as powerful as you are! If you're here, there's gotta be other gods, right?

...and I don't mean that psycho who's been trying to recruit followers.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

And Subspace Emissary was totally a thing that happened, okay? Even if it's not really canon.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

And Of Myths and Monsters! I know it wasn't referenced in Uprising, but that's 'cause it never came out in Japan before 2012!

[forceofnature]

He's kind of a huge dork, actually. Familiar, right? He's not much of a god, but I don't have the heart to break it to him.

And Brawl was supposed to be exciting! It was your debut in 3D; you should've thought of that as a vacation. You had full movement range! I still don't have full movement range they didn't even code me a model with legs.

[A pause before she addresses the actual stuff.]

I'm sorry, Pit. I just can't do that. I'm not like you. I'm... here for the job, not for the people.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I guess I can understand that. I mean, you're a god. Gods don't have time to take vacations, or even read blogs! I wouldn't expect you to take a break if working's all you're used to. Still, it wouldn't be a bad idea every once in a while. But that's on you.

Anyway, as cool as it was being in Brawl I didn't enjoy being a trophy.

[forceofnature]

Alright, well, let's not go that far. I need some time to surf Divinipedia now and then if I don't want to go completely insane.

But an hour, max. That's it. Hour a day. And another half for bathing.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Now that's more like it!

And, listen--I'm not saying I'll be there all the time, but if you need someone to help with exploring that mountain, I'm here.

[forceofnature]

And another half actually spying on you. And a half designing my new ultra mega super Reset Bomb.








Just kidding.

Go have fun, Pit.