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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Is it wrong to want to live a normal life here when you're a fighter back at home?

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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I could tell by the way you insulted me.

Anyway, I felt fine until you got mad at me. I don't want to be a bad angel, but it gets tiring, fighting all the time. I've been doing this for 25 years. That might not be a lot to some, but I'm still young. I haven't even had time to go to school!

[forceofnature]

I thought you had like a twenty year break in the middle.

We don't have the privilege of being young, Pit. You were created for a purpose and I exist for a purpose. What do you think would happen to the world if I took a vacation? Or if Palutena or Poseidon took a vacation? I want one, too! You think it's relaxing watching humans tear through everything I care about, year after year after decade after century after millennium?

........Whatever, I said I don't care! I told you to have fun, how is that getting mad?!

Just... do what you want. I'll find someone else.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Viridi...

It wouldn't matter if you or Lady Palutena or Lord Poseidon took a vacation here. It's not our world. That doesn't mean we should stop fighting, but we don't have to do this all on our own. You could find a whole army here if you really tried, maybe even people who are as powerful as you are! If you're here, there's gotta be other gods, right?

...and I don't mean that psycho who's been trying to recruit followers.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

And Subspace Emissary was totally a thing that happened, okay? Even if it's not really canon.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

And Of Myths and Monsters! I know it wasn't referenced in Uprising, but that's 'cause it never came out in Japan before 2012!

[forceofnature]

He's kind of a huge dork, actually. Familiar, right? He's not much of a god, but I don't have the heart to break it to him.

And Brawl was supposed to be exciting! It was your debut in 3D; you should've thought of that as a vacation. You had full movement range! I still don't have full movement range they didn't even code me a model with legs.

[A pause before she addresses the actual stuff.]

I'm sorry, Pit. I just can't do that. I'm not like you. I'm... here for the job, not for the people.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I guess I can understand that. I mean, you're a god. Gods don't have time to take vacations, or even read blogs! I wouldn't expect you to take a break if working's all you're used to. Still, it wouldn't be a bad idea every once in a while. But that's on you.

Anyway, as cool as it was being in Brawl I didn't enjoy being a trophy.

[forceofnature]

Alright, well, let's not go that far. I need some time to surf Divinipedia now and then if I don't want to go completely insane.

But an hour, max. That's it. Hour a day. And another half for bathing.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Now that's more like it!

And, listen--I'm not saying I'll be there all the time, but if you need someone to help with exploring that mountain, I'm here.

[forceofnature]

And another half actually spying on you. And a half designing my new ultra mega super Reset Bomb.








Just kidding.

Go have fun, Pit.