forceofnature: (Amused)
Viridi ([personal profile] forceofnature) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2012-11-21 09:45 pm

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[voice, public]
[Viridi has learned her lesson.

...Well no she hasn't she never does, but she can at least recognize the fact that the people here were too stupid to be expected to understand why gods needed to communicate the way they did.  Or how, exactly, this sort of communication worked. 

The telepathic broadcast is once again aimed to everyone within the city.  Instead of ringing directly in the ears of the unwashed masses, though, it seems to be reverberating from their communications devices instead.  There's an oddly echoing quality to it, and they'll find that her voice is impossible to shut off through the COMP, but hey.  She tried.]


So.

You've all been busy.  Paying visits to the mysterious 'Velvet Room', huh?

I couldn't help but notice that you're all practically lining up out the door to do favors for some strangers you don't know from Adam.  I'd call it altruistic, but we all know you're just hoping to get some shiny trinkets out of it.  A new weapon here, a better Persona there...  Call me crazy, but it's almost like you're making offerings in the hopes of receiving a blessing from some higher power you're pretty sure is benevolent.  Isn't it weird how familiar that sounds?  And you know, come to think of it, I could use a spare hand for some fetch quests, too.  Since you're all just so eager to be helpful, I'm sure you have time to spare.

Of course, I don't need anyone's faith, but a few favors here and there might just mean some handy-dandy divine intervention in your future.  I'm a goddess of my word.

You can even ask Pit!  My Treasure Hunt board had the ideal balance of difficulty to reward.  Palutena's was the lamest thing ever and Hades basically made his for sadists.  So act fast!  Once I've got what I want, you're just plain old out of luck.
getoutclaus: (03 - I jingle bell rock.)

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[personal profile] getoutclaus 2012-11-23 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
A God of nature babbling on about treasure? And I thought money was the root of all evil.

Seriously, though, I'm only after the shiny trinkets like a horse chasing a carrot on a stick. Show me the carrot and you have my axe, crazy nature girl.
getoutclaus: (06 - Aw baby lets fighting fistbump)

[personal profile] getoutclaus 2012-11-23 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I can totally handle that shit, I can handle all of that shit so much that there wont be enough soap to get the smell off of me for a week! You'll wish I hadn't handled that shit so well!

[That's enough of that, right?]

Also did you just use the royal we? Did that shit actually just happen?