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compnetwork2012-11-21 09:45 pm
forceofnature) wrote in compnetwork2012-11-21 09:45 pm
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[Viridi has learned her lesson.
...Well no she hasn't she never does, but she can at least recognize the fact that the people here were too stupid to be expected to understand why gods needed to communicate the way they did. Or how, exactly, this sort of communication worked.
The telepathic broadcast is once again aimed to everyone within the city. Instead of ringing directly in the ears of the unwashed masses, though, it seems to be reverberating from their communications devices instead. There's an oddly echoing quality to it, and they'll find that her voice is impossible to shut off through the COMP, but hey. She tried.]
So.
You've all been busy. Paying visits to the mysterious 'Velvet Room', huh?
I couldn't help but notice that you're all practically lining up out the door to do favors for some strangers you don't know from Adam. I'd call it altruistic, but we all know you're just hoping to get some shiny trinkets out of it. A new weapon here, a better Persona there... Call me crazy, but it's almost like you're making offerings in the hopes of receiving a blessing from some higher power you're pretty sure is benevolent. Isn't it weird how familiar that sounds? And you know, come to think of it, I could use a spare hand for some fetch quests, too. Since you're all just so eager to be helpful, I'm sure you have time to spare.
Of course, I don't need anyone's faith, but a few favors here and there might just mean some handy-dandy divine intervention in your future. I'm a goddess of my word.
You can even ask Pit! My Treasure Hunt board had the ideal balance of difficulty to reward. Palutena's was the lamest thing ever and Hades basically made his for sadists. So act fast! Once I've got what I want, you're just plain old out of luck.
[Viridi has learned her lesson.
...Well no she hasn't she never does, but she can at least recognize the fact that the people here were too stupid to be expected to understand why gods needed to communicate the way they did. Or how, exactly, this sort of communication worked.
The telepathic broadcast is once again aimed to everyone within the city. Instead of ringing directly in the ears of the unwashed masses, though, it seems to be reverberating from their communications devices instead. There's an oddly echoing quality to it, and they'll find that her voice is impossible to shut off through the COMP, but hey. She tried.]
So.
You've all been busy. Paying visits to the mysterious 'Velvet Room', huh?
I couldn't help but notice that you're all practically lining up out the door to do favors for some strangers you don't know from Adam. I'd call it altruistic, but we all know you're just hoping to get some shiny trinkets out of it. A new weapon here, a better Persona there... Call me crazy, but it's almost like you're making offerings in the hopes of receiving a blessing from some higher power you're pretty sure is benevolent. Isn't it weird how familiar that sounds? And you know, come to think of it, I could use a spare hand for some fetch quests, too. Since you're all just so eager to be helpful, I'm sure you have time to spare.
Of course, I don't need anyone's faith, but a few favors here and there might just mean some handy-dandy divine intervention in your future. I'm a goddess of my word.
You can even ask Pit! My Treasure Hunt board had the ideal balance of difficulty to reward. Palutena's was the lamest thing ever and Hades basically made his for sadists. So act fast! Once I've got what I want, you're just plain old out of luck.
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Even if they were totally ditzy gods.
Viridi mutters to herself as Anant sets off.]
You know your world's in trouble when this guy's the only protector left.
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And in the texts were several pictures of flowers]
I have found you the required pictures! I hope your morale is sufficiently boosted!
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Huh.
Your taste isn't bad. I can feel my... god morale boosting already.
The ones you had in the close-up - Those are your favorites?
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Blue is my favourite now. It is like the sky before it broke.
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I don't even want to know what they use in your world. Your sunlight is probably muddy brown or something awful like that.
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But, ah, the sunlight was red, as our sun was a red dwarf.
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So a pigment that converts infrared light into energy. ...Well. I guess there's no reason it can't be brown.
Anyway. You can go pick up a textbook somewhere if you want to read about it.
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But, hrm, you have made me curious... yes, I shall procure a book from the library, or a store.
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But back to the subject! Thanks for the favor. Tell me more about your world sometime so I know the kinds of things I want to avoid.
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[BZZT BZZT. Text time!]
~*anant the helper always ready. always ready.
(ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪
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[Sometime in the next week, Anant will return to his apartment to find that he has a special delivery of the blue flower taken in his picture. Unless he deliberately rips it out of the pot, it will flourish surprisingly well even in the middle of winter.
Viridi does, after all, keep her word.]
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（＾ｖ＾）
farewell.
[No doubt that flower will become one of Anant's most cherished items... he might even make a network post about it!]