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compnetwork2012-11-21 09:45 pm
forceofnature) wrote in compnetwork2012-11-21 09:45 pm
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[Viridi has learned her lesson.
...Well no she hasn't she never does, but she can at least recognize the fact that the people here were too stupid to be expected to understand why gods needed to communicate the way they did. Or how, exactly, this sort of communication worked.
The telepathic broadcast is once again aimed to everyone within the city. Instead of ringing directly in the ears of the unwashed masses, though, it seems to be reverberating from their communications devices instead. There's an oddly echoing quality to it, and they'll find that her voice is impossible to shut off through the COMP, but hey. She tried.]
So.
You've all been busy. Paying visits to the mysterious 'Velvet Room', huh?
I couldn't help but notice that you're all practically lining up out the door to do favors for some strangers you don't know from Adam. I'd call it altruistic, but we all know you're just hoping to get some shiny trinkets out of it. A new weapon here, a better Persona there... Call me crazy, but it's almost like you're making offerings in the hopes of receiving a blessing from some higher power you're pretty sure is benevolent. Isn't it weird how familiar that sounds? And you know, come to think of it, I could use a spare hand for some fetch quests, too. Since you're all just so eager to be helpful, I'm sure you have time to spare.
Of course, I don't need anyone's faith, but a few favors here and there might just mean some handy-dandy divine intervention in your future. I'm a goddess of my word.
You can even ask Pit! My Treasure Hunt board had the ideal balance of difficulty to reward. Palutena's was the lamest thing ever and Hades basically made his for sadists. So act fast! Once I've got what I want, you're just plain old out of luck.
[Viridi has learned her lesson.
...Well no she hasn't she never does, but she can at least recognize the fact that the people here were too stupid to be expected to understand why gods needed to communicate the way they did. Or how, exactly, this sort of communication worked.
The telepathic broadcast is once again aimed to everyone within the city. Instead of ringing directly in the ears of the unwashed masses, though, it seems to be reverberating from their communications devices instead. There's an oddly echoing quality to it, and they'll find that her voice is impossible to shut off through the COMP, but hey. She tried.]
So.
You've all been busy. Paying visits to the mysterious 'Velvet Room', huh?
I couldn't help but notice that you're all practically lining up out the door to do favors for some strangers you don't know from Adam. I'd call it altruistic, but we all know you're just hoping to get some shiny trinkets out of it. A new weapon here, a better Persona there... Call me crazy, but it's almost like you're making offerings in the hopes of receiving a blessing from some higher power you're pretty sure is benevolent. Isn't it weird how familiar that sounds? And you know, come to think of it, I could use a spare hand for some fetch quests, too. Since you're all just so eager to be helpful, I'm sure you have time to spare.
Of course, I don't need anyone's faith, but a few favors here and there might just mean some handy-dandy divine intervention in your future. I'm a goddess of my word.
You can even ask Pit! My Treasure Hunt board had the ideal balance of difficulty to reward. Palutena's was the lamest thing ever and Hades basically made his for sadists. So act fast! Once I've got what I want, you're just plain old out of luck.
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Pit.
I can see whatever you're doing and talk to you directly from my sanctuary on a different plane of existence. We did this for, like, half the game.
How in the world did you think you could keep something like this a secret?!
...Also she told me straight-out, so. There's that.
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I know you weren't created long ago, but you should know why this is a terrible idea. At worst, we have a demigod situation. At best, you break your heart when she dies at 60 and you're still in the body of a 25 year old. And that's a really loose interpretation of 'best'. Don't you understand? You're going to live forever - ideally, anyway. That's a really long time; take that from someone who's been around a few millennia and still has forever to go.
Your duty is to protect the world from darkness. You can't do that anywhere near as effectively if you're caught up in a mortal tryst. It's happened before, and the results were not pretty.
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[ Actually, he doesn't. Not in the sense that he's had as much experience as Viridi. But the truth of it is, who else is he going to turn to, here? Viridi? Who treats him like a slave, who teases him and belittles him every chance she gets? Sure, Rune had tried to kill him, but she turned a new leaf! They were getting along fine, now. And what would happen when she grew older, and he didn't? ...He'd handle that when he got there. ]
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Seriously, I was joking before. I didn't even think angels had hormones.
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Great.
Also, your life is as much Palutena's as yours, just in case you forgot what angels are for. But you're pretty much living the life of whiny human with wings now, so. Have fun wrecking it.
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A freshly buttered clam about to go down someone's gullet.
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You're letting your emotions get the better of you. Your brain isn't just for decoration; try and use it every now and then.
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