01 Text - Cult Recruitment!

[selfgodded]

hello residents of hinotori.

i am here today to extend a helpful hand to you all. what a dead world you reside in. a miracle you survive for so long. demons prowl and yet humans still manage to survive in the face of adversary. how does such a weak creature gain such strength. they are wild and conflicting in their ways. their emotions are inscrutable. perhaps it is those things that are their strengths.

they are like cockroaches. i mean that nicely. the humans of my world lived in a world that was dead. this one still has some life.

some.

in any case i should get to the point.

please excuse my poor literacy. i do not know how to write human very well. i am trying however. the spellchecker function on this is very useful.

the point.

cries of assistance was given. i enjoy helping humans. i wish to be benevolent to you. however power lies in faith and faith can only give power. my followers are no more so their prayers cannot reach me regardless. therefore i extend a hand.

i will be blunt. residents of hinotori join my cult.

:)

i added an emote of a smile because smiling is said to make people more relaxed when asking them of things. so please. consider my proposal.

:) :) :) :)

Comments

[pseudo-audio]

[forceofnature]

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Wow.

Wait, you run on faith? That's a pretty terrible bargain there. Humans are as fickle as the price of gas in an economic depression.

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[demifemme]

who the fuck r u and where r u so I may kill u

:)

[Voice]

[whitedarklord]

...most people don't associate "cult" with something beneficial.

[Speaking from experience? Maybe. Thank you for that, Celia.]

voice

[andcarryabigknife]

Are you... God?

[ voice ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

...are you kidding me?

[greyerrant]

No.

voice

[grancenturio]

No. The idea is sickening.

Voice

[misery_hates_company]

OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! Oh me oh my! I get the feeling you're serious, which just makes it even funnier!

[text]

[hetried]

Did you just try to convert people to some new religion by spamming emoticons?

[audio]

[primordial]

[A clearing of the throat, before he awkwardly begins:]

You, erm, do know that telling people to join your cult isn't really a positive thing? Because cults aren't big happy things where I come from. They're...they're scary, actually.

And also, the emote doesn't really help either, just so you know.

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[glassworkgenius]

hehe, you're an interesting person mister! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[ Most of it flew over his head though so that's all he has to say. ]

[ihaveanannouncement]

My. You're honest.

I don't think I'll be joining though. I'm sorry.

[text]

[pastalishe]

[Why... are all the deities that she encounters so--out of touch with reality?]

As a Holy Maiden, I find your presentation lacking the dignity and poise that befits organized religion. One does not simply advertise for a faithful congregation. [And it's not even a good advertisement to boot...........]