Case 1: Here Comes Justice... Again! [Video]

[justjustice]

[A very flustered-looking Apollo Justice is on the camera today, his hair points drooping every which way as they are prone to do when Apollo is in such a state. Apollo speaks rapidly, apparently not caring if he has to repeat himself or if he sounds unintelligible.]

Wh-what happened?! It wasn't March when I was last here! What am I doing back here, and more importantly, does anyone know how I left?!

[Deeeeeep breath.]

Prosecutor Blackquill! I know we didn't get to talk much when we first met, but I know who you are now! If you're still here, that is.

Can someone catch me up on what I've missed? A rundown on everything from December onward would be great. Also, has anyone seen Genevieve? You know, the redheaded pixie who was following me around after her trial?

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[dontrunawayfromliving]

Oh hey it's Apollo.

"You missed evil clones, a time loop, and a mass kidnapping."

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[justjustice]

Oh, hey, it's Sarah.

"...Say what? I know this stuff is par for the course for this place, but... come again?"

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[dontrunawayfromliving]

"In December, something called Shadows attacked - apparently they were the parts of people they didn't want to admit to. It was kind of a mess. January, it was the 22nd for an entire week - I actually helped deal with that by killing some monsters in a phantom circus. And last month, for Valentine's Day, the fairies kidnapped a bunch of people and threw them into a love hotel so they could make comic books about us."

Slight pause as she holds up a slim volume.

"They did give us complimentary copies, at least."

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[justjustice]

"Oh, great. That sounds like a mess. I don't know if I should be glad I missed out on all that or not."

The jury is totally out on whether Apollo missed this place or not.

[dontrunawayfromliving]

"It wasn't all bad. After I devoured my Shadow my Persona became stronger."

...'devoured'.

[justjustice]

Yeah, no, he's not gonna let that slide.

"Devoured? That sounds like it calls for explanation."

[dontrunawayfromliving]

A shrug.

"It got stabbed with one of my poisoned knives, and while it was still paralyzed I had my God Arc eat it whole."

[justjustice]

Par for the course, Apollo, par for the course...

"Uh. Okay. I guess that's one way of taking care of your problems. Next time, could you say that your God Arc- whatever that is- ate your shadow instead of phrasing it like you ate it yourself?"

[dontrunawayfromliving]

"At this point, there's not really all that much difference."

[justjustice]

"What? Is that thing linked to your body or something?"

[dontrunawayfromliving]

"My DNA, actually. And you've seen it before - it's my sword."

[justjustice]

"DNA? How does that work...? Oh, it's that big thing. Got it. I guess that thing's big enough to eat someone, sure..."

[dontrunawayfromliving]

"I'll show you sometime, if you ever want to meet during the 13th Hour."

[justjustice]

"Uh... hm. I really don't like going out at that time. Does it have to be only during the 13th hour?"

[dontrunawayfromliving]

A shrug.

"Doesn't have to be, but it minimizes potential issues. It's not really a safe thing to have around large groups of people."

[justjustice]

"Right... good point. Well, if I ever have any reason to be out there at that time, I'll let you know and you can come show me."