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[tyrantball]

When the feed snaps on, there's nobody in the frame - just a massive gun. The feed stays trained on it for at least half a minute before it's moved around to stare Desco in the face.

"Listen up, all you humans! Desco and Miss Nano beat up a big red guy the other night, and Desco stole his gun!"

At this, Desco glances away from the video feed towards the direction of the gun and licks her lips.

"Desco doesn't know what it's made of, but it's the most delicious metal she's ever tasted. So the Final Boss is officially putting out a bounty on ALL of the red guys! If you bring Desco their guns, she will personally see to it that someone you don't like will cease to exist!"

A slight pause as she considers her offer.

"Desco reserves the right to refuse if her target has already brought her a gun. And also if Desco likes the target Desco will probably just kill you instead."

She gives the camera a bright smile, showing off her shark-like teeth.

"Now, if you've got all that, heed the words of the Final Boss and go beat up those red guys!"

Addendum:

The feed suddenly snaps back, revealing Desco once again.

"All Desco wants is the guns. If you can get one without beating up the red guys, feel free to do that instead. Bye bye!"

Comments

[greyerrant]

You shall pay for this, monster.

[tyrantball]

"Huh?"

Desco has no idea what you're talking about.

[greyerrant]

"You spilled the blood of an Astartes and now seek their weapons as trophies? I shall destroy you myself."

[tyrantball]

"Not trophies, dinner!"

Pause.

"And Desco doesn't know what an Astartes is."

She is completely ignoring that last part.

[greyerrant]

"It matters not what you do with them, you shall soon learn precisely what an Astartes is, and what it means to incur their wrath."

[tyrantball]

Desco smiles brightly.

"Oh! Oh! Desco knows how to reply to that!"

She twists her expression into something ridiculously stoic and narrows her red eyes before growling out a sentence in her childishly high voice.

"Come an' 'ave a go if you think yer 'ard enough."

With that, her broad, shark-like grin returns as she beams happily.

"How was that? Did Desco do it right?"

[greyerrant]

"Are you of Orkish creation then? So be it. It shall be as it was as Ullanor."

[tyrantball]

Desco's nose wrinkles at that and she looks disgusted.

"Ewww! You big meanie! How dare you compare Desco's adorable face to an orc's ugly snout!"

She furiously sticks her tongue out before continuing.

"And those dumb piggies could never make something as amazing as Desco, anyway!"

[greyerrant]

"No matter who made you, they shall shortly have to remake you!"

[not_heavens_adam]

"Do you often threaten little girls? What a brave and strong man you are."

[greyerrant]

"That is a daemon."

[not_heavens_adam]

"No, she's my niece and you're threatening violence on her. Be careful with your words, sir."

[greyerrant]

"She slew one of my brethren. It is far past words now."

[not_heavens_adam]

"I'm sure she meant no personal grievance to you, besides, if it was a matter of personal defense, then there's no harm done here. I can promise you that his won't be an issue just between her and you if you push the matter to vengeance."

Fake smiles and cheeriness all around. "After all, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind~"

[bakegarasu]

He's not saying anything, but there's someone else on the network, just watching and listening.

[greyerrant]

"Even were I inclined to accept your reasoning, it went far beyond that when she put a bounty on every son of Sanguinius with her little post. No, there can only be war."

[trombeoverride]

"Those red armored ones that are always screaming about blood for some blood god? I'll keep that in mind. Are there any spices that you think would go well with them?"

He rubs his chin a bit.

"I've never cooked a metal meal before so the concept intrigues me."

[tyrantball]

Desco's eyes light up a little at that.

"Desco bets they would taste even better with a light sprinkling of powdered blue glass!"

A slight pause as she considers.

"But only the dark blue kind. Sky blue glass goes better with cast iron."

[trombeoverride]

"Hrm, do you know where this blue grass is in the city? Either a market that sells it or perhaps a place it grows?"

[tyrantball]

The lines of communication have broken down somewhere, apparently.

"...how would you grow glass?"

[trombeoverride]

"I'm sorry, I heard grass. Perhaps there is a glitch in my communicator. Hrm, blue glass is doable."

[tyrantball]

Desco grins.

"Desco will help~! She knows where to find barbed wire and copper pipes for garnishes!"

[trombeoverride]

"Perhaps if we set up some sort of a trap to get the base guns first. Like how you catch lobsters than work on getting the spices."

[tyrantball]

Desco grins happily and nods.

"Yes!"

A slight pause.

"...say, who do you want Desco to erase from existence, anyway?"

[trombeoverride]

"Hrm? Oh no, I'm taking this as a challenge to me as a chef and a chance to make a young girl smile. If someone needs to be erased from existence, isn't it more satisfying to do it yourself?"