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When the feed snaps on, there's nobody in the frame - just a massive gun. The feed stays trained on it for at least half a minute before it's moved around to stare Desco in the face.
"Listen up, all you humans! Desco and Miss Nano beat up a big red guy the other night, and Desco stole his gun!"
At this, Desco glances away from the video feed towards the direction of the gun and licks her lips.
"Desco doesn't know what it's made of, but it's the most delicious metal she's ever tasted. So the Final Boss is officially putting out a bounty on ALL of the red guys! If you bring Desco their guns, she will personally see to it that someone you don't like will cease to exist!"
A slight pause as she considers her offer.
"Desco reserves the right to refuse if her target has already brought her a gun. And also if Desco likes the target Desco will probably just kill you instead."
She gives the camera a bright smile, showing off her shark-like teeth.
"Now, if you've got all that, heed the words of the Final Boss and go beat up those red guys!"
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The feed suddenly snaps back, revealing Desco once again.
"All Desco wants is the guns. If you can get one without beating up the red guys, feel free to do that instead. Bye bye!"
"Listen up, all you humans! Desco and Miss Nano beat up a big red guy the other night, and Desco stole his gun!"
At this, Desco glances away from the video feed towards the direction of the gun and licks her lips.
"Desco doesn't know what it's made of, but it's the most delicious metal she's ever tasted. So the Final Boss is officially putting out a bounty on ALL of the red guys! If you bring Desco their guns, she will personally see to it that someone you don't like will cease to exist!"
A slight pause as she considers her offer.
"Desco reserves the right to refuse if her target has already brought her a gun. And also if Desco likes the target Desco will probably just kill you instead."
She gives the camera a bright smile, showing off her shark-like teeth.
"Now, if you've got all that, heed the words of the Final Boss and go beat up those red guys!"
The feed suddenly snaps back, revealing Desco once again.
"All Desco wants is the guns. If you can get one without beating up the red guys, feel free to do that instead. Bye bye!"
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"Ewww! You big meanie! How dare you compare Desco's adorable face to an orc's ugly snout!"
She furiously sticks her tongue out before continuing.
"And those dumb piggies could never make something as amazing as Desco, anyway!"
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Desco is both scowling and pouting.
"And don't even bother TRYING to stop Desco, you lowly fodder character! Low-class demons like you can't even scratch her chitin!"
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"I am no demon. I am Legiones Astartes. And you slew one of my brethren."
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Which, of course, she will do in a screaming blind panic.]
C-Cerberus-san...! I... I didn't know! I didn't know we were fighting one of your friends! It was the 13th Hour, and he attacked us first, and I thought I was just helping Desco! Please don't kill her! Please don't kill me! Please don't kill anyone! We didn't know, really we didn't!
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... You, I will spare because I have no doubt you acted out of ignorance. She is daemon-kind, and it was her ilk that destroyed the Golden age of the great crusade. I can no more forgive her than I could forgive my father for betraying us all to darkness.
And he wasn't a friend, if he bore a boltgun such as that, and was painted in red, he was my brother, or cousin at least, a son of Sanguinius.
[ Sadly due to the timing of things Garviel doesn't know about the World Eaters or Word Bearers taking up red color schemes. ]
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[ He shifts his weight, a ceramite encased hand coming up to his chin, clearly puzzled by this turn in the conversation ]
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2/2 SURPRISE
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"Red Guy was a weakling! It's not Desco's fault he caved after one attack!"
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"...the Final Boss grudgingly admits you have a point. Excuse Desco for a second."
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"Is your brain rotten? Why would Desco want you to trust her?! What Desco wants is for you to leave her alone!"
Crossing her arms over her chest and looking sullen.
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