[Text] She never really thinks about what she's saying.

[tyrantball]

Warning: Suggestive language

Hello! Desco here! Desco got injured during the big thing - there was a weird guy who went crazy and assaulted people, so Desco ended up gulping down lots of his hot thick stuff and now there are burns all down her throat! It really hurts, but Desco has had worse.

Also, Desco's tongue feels all gross because the weird guy tasted nasty.

Anyway, because of her injuries, Desco is weak and helpless and being shamelessly taken advantage of by Uncle Otoha, who has her pinned to her bed! Desco doesn't really mind, since Uncle Johnny is also here, but Desco is super bored, which is why she wants to talk to people.

Also, Desco hasn't seen the Lord of Terror or the boy with soft hands in a while, so if you've seen them be sure to tell Desco!

After this, there's a brief flash of video as Desco accidentally pushes the wrong button. She's currently lying in bed between her two uncles, her tentacled bulk mostly absorbed - her back is split open to allow her two primary tentacles free, one each draped over her adopted family while a large gold eye peers out of the void towards the ceiling.

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[video]

[primordial]

[Oh. Injured? Sam doesn't care, really. She could have her head cut off and he'd only blink once in reaction, maybe. But for some reason, he finds himself turning on his communication device, staring at the camera with an unreadable expression. Who were those two guys, anyways?]

Injured? By who?

And who are those two?

[Text]

[tyrantball]

Oh! Lord of Terror! Desco knew you were alright!

Desco doesn't know his name, but she saw him kissing a guy in public once!

And they're Uncle Johnny and Uncle Otoha!

[Video]

[primordial]

Lord...of Terror?

[That's certainly a name. He lets out a slightly nervous laugh, scratching the back of his head. And he's not going to comment on the kissing a guy thing.]

Are they your real uncles? I thought you didn't have family here...

[tyrantball]

They are her uncles because Desco says they are!

Also, Desco is pretty sure that her little sisters will start showing up soon! Desco has been taking steps.

[primordial]

Oh. [So no relation at all. A pity. They could afford to have more creatures like them around here...]

Little sisters? And how do you propose to do that?

[tyrantball]

Well, Desco is the original prototype and all her little sisters are the mass production models! So Desco has been busily working to establish a bioweapon factory to make her lots and lots of little sisters, all fanatically devoted to her!

[Action]

[bakegarasu]

[Yeah he's not doing much better. Otoha's kind of burnt up.]

Mm. Don't post things like that, Desco.

[tyrantball]

Desco still can't talk - well, except from her tentacles, but the buzzing sound of the eternally damned that serves as her voice when speaking through Usatako isn't really appropriate right now - so she just pouts at you.

She's so bored.

[bakegarasu]

People are going to think that's sexual when it's not.

[Blurgh. He needs more rest. But he also needs to go to work. But it's hard to move.]

[tyrantball]

Wide eyes.

She literally has no idea what you're taking about, so she'll just wiggle around a little bit and use your arm as a pillow.

And also curl the tentacle around you just a little tighter, because you look like you might want to move.

[bakegarasu]

[... Okay whatever. He closes his eyes and leans into Desco.]

It's not like it hurts or anything...

[tyrantball]

Desco blows a raspberry with the tentacle draped over you.

She obviously doesn't think much of that.

[Text]

[aurathread]

Uh. Are you sure you meant to post that, Desco?

[Text]

[tyrantball]

Oh! Soft hands! Desco is glad you're alright!

And of course Desco meant to post that. The Final Boss always does precisely what she means to do!

[aurathread]

'Soft hands'?

... Right.

[tyrantball]

Yes! Desco thinks your soft hands are your best feature! They felt really good on Desco's shaft!

...just so Desco knows, what did you mean by 'that'?

[aurathread]

[Desco pls.]

My name's Tsukasa, not 'soft hands'.

Um... well a lot of the things you said there were things that someone could think sounded really sexual.

[tyrantball]

Oh, so that's your name!

And Uncle Otoha said the same thing, but Desco isn't really sure what that means. Desco was using plain, straight forward language, wasn't she?

[Text - Private]

[trollsdragons]

[Once Xellos has managed to... Look past the awkward wording of things, he sends Desco a private message.]

I must ask out of curiosity, Miss Desco - was this 'weird guy' likely something you would have had little trouble with in your homeworld?

[Text - Private]

[tyrantball]

Desco only had problems because she wasn't trying to kill him! He was just one of those small time Overlords that think they're tougher than they really are.

[Text - Private]

[trollsdragons]

[Well, that's not quite the answer he was expecting. Ah well.]

I see. Thank you for your timely answer.

[Text - Private]

[tyrantball]

You're welcome! Desco's main regret is that it wasn't a fair trade-off - she got a lot of burns from his stupid boiling blood, but she couldn't even finish chewing his arm off.

[Text - Private]

[trollsdragons]

My, my, how unfortunate. Though someone with literal hot blood is something I never expected to encounter! Perhaps you'll get another chance, and be better-equipped for the situation.

[Text - Private]

[tyrantball]

Yes! Next time Desco wants to beat someone with their own limbs, she will just tear them off, instead of chewing!

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