[Text] She never really thinks about what she's saying.

[tyrantball]

Warning: Suggestive language

Hello! Desco here! Desco got injured during the big thing - there was a weird guy who went crazy and assaulted people, so Desco ended up gulping down lots of his hot thick stuff and now there are burns all down her throat! It really hurts, but Desco has had worse.

Also, Desco's tongue feels all gross because the weird guy tasted nasty.

Anyway, because of her injuries, Desco is weak and helpless and being shamelessly taken advantage of by Uncle Otoha, who has her pinned to her bed! Desco doesn't really mind, since Uncle Johnny is also here, but Desco is super bored, which is why she wants to talk to people.

Also, Desco hasn't seen the Lord of Terror or the boy with soft hands in a while, so if you've seen them be sure to tell Desco!

After this, there's a brief flash of video as Desco accidentally pushes the wrong button. She's currently lying in bed between her two uncles, her tentacled bulk mostly absorbed - her back is split open to allow her two primary tentacles free, one each draped over her adopted family while a large gold eye peers out of the void towards the ceiling.

Comments

[primordial]

Oh. [So no relation at all. A pity. They could afford to have more creatures like them around here...]

Little sisters? And how do you propose to do that?

[tyrantball]

Well, Desco is the original prototype and all her little sisters are the mass production models! So Desco has been busily working to establish a bioweapon factory to make her lots and lots of little sisters, all fanatically devoted to her!

[primordial]

You're making clones of yourself?

[That's...useful. But still.]

Wouldn't people be angry about that? I mean, I don't think they'd want tons of clones of you running around...

[tyrantball]

Nobody really important would care, so why should Desco?

Well, maybe the normal people or the corrupternment would get angry, but like Desco said, they aren't actually important.

[primordial]

Yes, but they could try to kill your "little sisters". Surely you don't want that?

[tyrantball]

Dying builds character! Plus, they'd go back to Hades and be able to tell Big Sis where to find Desco!

There are no downsides at all!

[primordial]

So, you're happy with people dying for you. I see.

[Not that he's disapproving, he does the same thing.]

What, is your Big Sister dead? If she's in Hades...

[tyrantball]

Big Sis says she's alive, so she's alive!

And Desco doesn't want anyone here to die for her, since human hospitals are dumb and it would probably take months for them to bring them back. Desco doesn't know how humans can stand it.

[primordial]

Well, people get in danger all the time. It's their fault that they get into hospitals. Really, you don't even need to try, and they drop like flies. It's just the way they are.

If she's alive, then why is she in Hades, of all places?

[tyrantball]

It is easier to raise an army of demons to conquer the human world if you go to where the demons live, of course!

And you'd think that if humans got injured all the time, their hospitals would be better than they are, right?

[primordial]

...Ah. And they'll just allow her to collect an army without any problem?

Yes, well, that is the case, actually. People get hurt all the time, and although the medicine is better, people don't always make it. [A sudden pause, before he says, suddenly:] They aren't perfect...

[tyrantball]

Well, all you need for an army is enough mana to buy the demons, after all. And if you're strong enough to get the mana, then there's no problem!

Desco really does prefer demon hospitals. All you have to do is drag their corpse back from the battlefield and pay the fee and they're up and running again. Desco bets that human hospitals take even longer to revive the dead than they do to heal the wounded!

[primordial]

I...see.

[Boy, her world is weird. And he shakes his head at the second part.]

Um. Desco? Hospitals don't revive the dead at all. The dead stay dead.

I mean, we bury them and all, there is no way they come back from the dead.

[tyrantball]

...

huh?

[primordial]

[He lets out a sigh, because as much as he would like it to be not true, it is.]

Nobody on my world has the power to raise the dead. Once you die, you'll never come back to life ever again.

[tyrantball]

but that doesnt make any sense! desco was dead, and she came back to life just fine! big sis was killed too, but she says she's alive! big sis never lies, so she has to be alive!

[primordial]

Well, if she says so, she's alive. I don't know. But I know what I know. Dead will be dead.