[Text] She never really thinks about what she's saying.

[tyrantball]

Warning: Suggestive language

Hello! Desco here! Desco got injured during the big thing - there was a weird guy who went crazy and assaulted people, so Desco ended up gulping down lots of his hot thick stuff and now there are burns all down her throat! It really hurts, but Desco has had worse.

Also, Desco's tongue feels all gross because the weird guy tasted nasty.

Anyway, because of her injuries, Desco is weak and helpless and being shamelessly taken advantage of by Uncle Otoha, who has her pinned to her bed! Desco doesn't really mind, since Uncle Johnny is also here, but Desco is super bored, which is why she wants to talk to people.

Also, Desco hasn't seen the Lord of Terror or the boy with soft hands in a while, so if you've seen them be sure to tell Desco!

After this, there's a brief flash of video as Desco accidentally pushes the wrong button. She's currently lying in bed between her two uncles, her tentacled bulk mostly absorbed - her back is split open to allow her two primary tentacles free, one each draped over her adopted family while a large gold eye peers out of the void towards the ceiling.

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[aurathread]

Uh. Are you sure you meant to post that, Desco?

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[tyrantball]

Oh! Soft hands! Desco is glad you're alright!

And of course Desco meant to post that. The Final Boss always does precisely what she means to do!

[aurathread]

'Soft hands'?

... Right.

[tyrantball]

Yes! Desco thinks your soft hands are your best feature! They felt really good on Desco's shaft!

...just so Desco knows, what did you mean by 'that'?

[aurathread]

[Desco pls.]

My name's Tsukasa, not 'soft hands'.

Um... well a lot of the things you said there were things that someone could think sounded really sexual.

[tyrantball]

Oh, so that's your name!

And Uncle Otoha said the same thing, but Desco isn't really sure what that means. Desco was using plain, straight forward language, wasn't she?

[aurathread]

Sort of, but you have to keep in mind the things people say to avoid talking about sex directly.

[tyrantball]

Oh, like 'Desco is listening, we should leave the room.' or 'Fenfen totally bottoms for Valzy!'?

...although only Big Sis says that second one. Desco is pretty sure Big Sis had forgotten that Desco was right there, though.

[aurathread]

[Um. Well.]

Yeah, I think so.

[tyrantball]

So Desco didn't type anything like that, so she doesn't see the problem!

Maybe you could tell Desco what words she shouldn't have used?

[aurathread]

Hot thick stuff is... it sounds like you were drinking his semen.

[HE IS TOO YOUNG FOR THIS but he's been on the internet he's seen things.]

And being pinned to your bed makes it sound like someone's trying to take advantage of you sexually.

[tyrantball]

...oh.

Desco was actually drinking his blood, though. Not because she's a vampire, there was just a lot of blood when Desco bit him. And then when he teleported away, Desco ended up with a chunk of his shoulder in her mouth, so she whipped it at his head!

Desco could have killed him pretty easily, but killing is for losers. Winners horribly maim their enemies and leave them to live in constant agony!

[aurathread]

... Oh. Yeah, it wasn't clear from what you said.