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[hertale]

[Zoë has figured this thing out pretty quickly - she wouldn't be a modern teenager if she couldn't, after all. It's weird, and different from her PDA, but it's okay. She grins at the camera - the hospital can be seen behind her, so it's pretty clear she's in Leo ward.]

Hey! I'm... new here, I guess? I have no idea where I am. I tried asking someone what planet I was on and they just gave me a weird look. It's not Huckleberry because it doesn't smell like goat, and it's not Roanoake because it doesn't smell like farts. So... where am I?

Please tell me I didn't end up in some unexplored region of space because my mom is going to kill me if I did.

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[echo_of_a_jedi]

Why is that? It seems like it's somewhere known to you, just not to me before I got here.

[hertale]

Well, if this is Earth, then this is where we were going anyway, but if no one here knows what I'm talking about it's... really far from where we were going.

And Hickory and Dickory aren't here with me, which... might make me a target? But if no one knows what I'm talking about then maybe it doesn't?

... It's really confusing. But John and Jane wouldn't really kill me, that's just something they say when I'm being really "teenager-y".

[Yes. Air quotes included.]

[echo_of_a_jedi]

I know that much, at least.

As for the rest of your problems, I wouldn't worry too much until you get settled in here. Or you can leave, that's apparently possible.

[hertale]

Huh. Neat. I'll probably stick around for a while though. It'll be nice to have a break from my parents.