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[hertale]

[Zoë has figured this thing out pretty quickly - she wouldn't be a modern teenager if she couldn't, after all. It's weird, and different from her PDA, but it's okay. She grins at the camera - the hospital can be seen behind her, so it's pretty clear she's in Leo ward.]

Hey! I'm... new here, I guess? I have no idea where I am. I tried asking someone what planet I was on and they just gave me a weird look. It's not Huckleberry because it doesn't smell like goat, and it's not Roanoake because it doesn't smell like farts. So... where am I?

Please tell me I didn't end up in some unexplored region of space because my mom is going to kill me if I did.

Comments

[hertale]

And it has old farts on it too.

But yeah. Roanoke smelled like farts all the time. You got used to it after a while, but still...

[leadthebeats]

I guess that just means that the people who lived on that planet must love that horrible smell.

[hertale]

Not really, but we can't really change it.

[leadthebeats]

Then why the hell do they even stay there?

[hertale]

For one, the Colonial Union's the only human group with spaceships. For another, we're colonizing - making the planet fit for human living.

[leadthebeats]

Making the planet fit for human living must be hard on that sort of planet.

[hertale]

... Probably. But if we don't take it, then someone else will, which gives them more people and more chances for developing their military, and more hold over the area in general.

[leadthebeats]

Well, I suppose. If that planet's that important, it's obvious someone would take it, smelly or not.

[hertale]

Every planet's important, really. Roanoke was really important because it was basically a giant 'screw you' to the Conclave.

[leadthebeats]

If a planet wasn't important, people wouldn't be living on it.