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[daswunderkind]

GENIUS INVENTOR FOR HIRE

Yo! Listen up Hinoto-Ri Visitors! Name's Lash, I am a Commanding Officer, Scientist, Inventor and all-around Wunderkind of the Black Hole Forces in Wars World.

And...I'm bored!!!!!

I have no idea what to do, so in an attempt to cure this problem, I figured that the most logical way to scratch that itch would be to to ask all of you if you need something built! Name it, I'll do it! Guns, tanks, rayguns, deathrays, machine guns, semi-automatics...

[She goes on listing a bunch of weapons of mass destruction. Lash seems to specialize in that type of thing...]

And I can repair stuff too! I'll even throw a few things extra as a bonus!

[...This can only end terribly.]

Comments

[ text ] (i've made my peace with it; he'd... just thank her and deal with it hahaha cries)

[vacare]

Actually, it doesn't run on gas or electricity right now, so I guess one of the two would be all right. Unless you could make it run on water or something? That'd be cool.

[Video] (Excellent bring on the rockets and the guns)

[thewunderkind]

Water? Yeah I guess I could, but nothing beats the smell of gasoline during a refuel, you know? [She''s....special....]

Maybe I could try perfecting a new engine for it!

[Video] (LET THE GAME SBEGIN)

[vacare]

Gasoline would be all right too! I just want it to be a resource I can come by easily in the city. Can I ask what you mean by a new engine?

There's another thing I'd like you to look at too... It goes a little bit into security, if that's something you can change.