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GENIUS INVENTOR FOR HIRE

Yo! Listen up Hinoto-Ri Visitors! Name's Lash, I am a Commanding Officer, Scientist, Inventor and all-around Wunderkind of the Black Hole Forces in Wars World.

And...I'm bored!!!!!

I have no idea what to do, so in an attempt to cure this problem, I figured that the most logical way to scratch that itch would be to to ask all of you if you need something built! Name it, I'll do it! Guns, tanks, rayguns, deathrays, machine guns, semi-automatics...

[She goes on listing a bunch of weapons of mass destruction. Lash seems to specialize in that type of thing...]

And I can repair stuff too! I'll even throw a few things extra as a bonus!

[...This can only end terribly.]

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Oh.

[Welp. Leave it to Lash to be honest about her scientific mastermind plans.]

...Cool! Do you think you could make trick arrows and stuff too? Like tips that explode and stuff.

Hahahahahah! If you think you've ever seen 'trick' arrows before, well...you'd be wrong! For they will pale on comparison to what I've got cooked up. You ain't seen anything yet!

Preferably sharpened. I'd rather wield a weapon that will not kill me.

[Seeing how he can get himself killed by the traps he made in the afterlife, it's a definite possibility for him to get killed with the lasers, yep.]

Excellent! I'm excited to see what you're gonna come up with.

Do you think you could take something apart and put it back together? Like... could you take a motorcycle apart and make it so it ran on something other than gas or electricity?

Edited 2013-03-24 06:46 (UTC)

[The feed turned on to show a hand with its palm open, holding two short white sticks with a bulbous end on each, the halves cracked in numerous places. Another piece that looked like it could connect the two was also next to them. Something seemed off about the hand though, it didn't look like a human palm...]

This is a modular lightsaber, it was meant to extend past the normal reach of melee like a spear. It broke some time ago. Can you do anything with it?

Edited 2013-03-24 16:47 (UTC)

"There are lots of systems on the ship that aren't weapons that could probably benefit from an engineer looking at them on a regular basis."

[Wait wait wait...]

...hey, are you a robot?

[You'd have to forgive her. Tact wasn't part of her vocabulary, unfortunately.]

[OMG.]

I'd love to do that!

Edited 2013-03-27 09:07 (UTC)

...it's still scientific stuff, right?

But where's the fun in that... OKAY! I'll think of something!

Or maybe...ewww! A child lock or something...

I've rebuilt entire giant canons in 17 days! That sounds like a no-brainier to me!

What type of energy would you like?

"Its a space battleship, what else would it be? Even the boson jump system is based off of the Higgs Boson particle."

[The hand grips the objects into a fist and disappears from view. In its place, a face with what looked like some sort of helmet on top swerved into view from the camera adjustment.]

A Reploid. We're built to think and feel like humans do. [Sure enough, a technical genius would probably be able to see that the eyes do not exactly replicate a human's. The pupils in the irises for example are difficult to discern, if they're even there.

However, not interested in furthering that line of conversation, he continues before Lash can say anything else. Yeah, conversational skills aren't big with him either, but he's talking with you for a reason.] As for the weapon?

Actually, it doesn't run on gas or electricity right now, so I guess one of the two would be all right. Unless you could make it run on water or something? That'd be cool.

Oh so like Jugger, but actually able to hold a conversation! I got cha! [She doesn't even bother to explain more about the other Commanding Officer, instead wanting to concentrate on Zero's weapon.]

Well....I'd need to take a look to see what components are used in it. I think it's doable, just don't wanna give you false hope that it's a sure thing or something. Not that I really care what people think!

I'd say there's an 84.5% chance of being able to fix this properly.

Water? Yeah I guess I could, but nothing beats the smell of gasoline during a refuel, you know? [She''s....special....]

Maybe I could try perfecting a new engine for it!

Could be just caches of documents about how to handle food properly.

[Let's just say she had a bad meeting involving a Grean Earth Commanding Officer teaching her proper food manners and leaving it at that.]

"But I'm not looking for kitchen help. Expecting an engineer to adhere to the cafeteria cook staff rules seems stupid."

[Not that they cared who "Jugger" was. If it was important, it'd come up again later. Likely a robot of some sort.]

That's fine. Where do you do your repairs?

My room! Soon as I get a proper lab somewhere, I'll be working there, but for now, I did with what I had!

[She pans the camera over, and indeed that does look like one of the apartments. However the bedroom has been covered in metal sheets and a large number of toolboxes, materials and whatever she might need for...sciencing. ...where had the bed gone too exactly?]

[Well, that looks busy, or at least well-stocked. Whatever she's up to, she's dedicated to her craft.]

And where would that be...

[An idle thought runs through his head to remind him of something. He takes out his passcard to examine it before looking back at the camera.]

Pisces?

Gasoline would be all right too! I just want it to be a resource I can come by easily in the city. Can I ask what you mean by a new engine? There's another thing I'd like you to look at too... It goes a little bit into security, if that's something you can change.

Libra, actually! But don't worry, there's a teleporter in the 4th floor that allows you to get here as fast as possible!

Edited 2013-03-29 11:18 (UTC)

Just the one, so far.

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