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[Locked away from the IT, especially Rise's damn mouth.]

Sheesh... All this Junes Invasion stuff has really gotten out of hand for the police!

[Behind Adachi is another officer trying to calm down a rabid fangirl. It isn't working out too well.]

But before that, I guess I should introduce myself! I've been having to go around town a lot, especially since all this mess started, yet I don't remember doing too much introducing and whatnot... I'm-- [Seriously? One of the girl's sharp yells cuts off Adachi, and he glances behind him.] --ah, hey! Come on, you can't just headbutt an officer!

[Adachi grimaces.] ...I better make this quick, then. I'm Adachi, and... [More and more keeps on happening over his shoulder.] Don't worry about this mess. We've got it covered!

[Yet, he still nervously glances behind himself to check up on it before back down at his COMP.] Y-Yeah, you can count on the Hinoto-Ri police! Now, if you'll excuse me... [However, a few seconds before he cuts off the feed, the sort of riot isn't settling...] H-He-- [Then it blacks out.]

[OOC: If you could answer his permissions, that would be awesome!]

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...Do you need assistance? Is that stuff really so popular...

[Oh god she's one of those... This is going to be painful.]

Oh, well... Normally, I'd say it's better leaving this stuff to the police...

[Hinoto-Ri was full of things that would never happen in Adachi's world, due to its current state. Things like teenagers butting their noses in investigations, Adachi noticed, was way more tolerated... It was annoying as hell, actually.]

But, like I said, I've noticed things are different here, and I might be hazy on some details and mixing some things from back home. I know the higher ups have taken a shine to volunteers. [There was also the case of Naoto back at home, but she was different. Came from a family of detectives, plus would do the work for free. There had to be even more exceptions, considering the circumstances here.] If you want my suggestion, though, let me ask you something: Have you noticed the natives here giving you funny looks? Fixing that would make things way less of a hassle for the police.

Basically, do stuff helping out people. Even small things, like helping getting their cats out of trees... [Bitter memories there.] Sorry that I can't give a ton of advice!

Oh, I can do basic stuff like that no sweat! You can count on me to make things easier for everybody~

[She gives him a goofy thumbs up.]

[Oh dear... On one hand, she has that attitude Adachi hates, on the other, she might help out things on his end. Why was it always half and half with him?]

Thanks! I'd really appreciate it! [...Oh.] ...Ah, I almost forgot! I never asked your name, did I? I'm sorry about that. I must've gotten distracted...

Well cause you look real short compared to the other Commanding Officers I knew, Shorty! What else could I call you? Screamy? Bomby?

[She taps her chin, thinking.]

Hmmm...Panicky maybe? Tee hee hee!

[By now she's laughing herself into a fit.]

It's Midori Komaki. At home on the net my camgirl name was Dolly, but I guess that probably doesn't matter here, huh?

[What with the network being limited to people you'd actually meet, and all.]

[Well, great, Adachi accidentally flipped on the video right as a fangirl elbowed him in the face.]

O-Ow! [...With an aggravated sigh, Adachi tried detangling himself.] No, we've got it-- [Why do all fangirls have the sharpest elbows. That was uncalled for!] --under... [Nope, nope, nope. Nope, those Junes Invasion fans just can't be tamed.]

Yeah. Sure. You look like you've got it all figured out.

[Now where is his popcorn? Hmm.]

It's been a busy month.

[Unfortunately, Adachi didn't see this in time. Although, his ass got saved anyhow.]

Yeeesh... [Adachi looks slightly more mangled than usual, but that's about it.] We got a handle on it, thankfully. Man, they were rabid! That's the first time I ever had to deal with a mob... [Unless you count his first day with Yukiko. But that time had been so insignificant compared to what he had just experienced.]

And, yeah, apparently, people eat that stuff right up. I don't know why, either.

oh great now you just ruined it i was calling him a potato dick

How does one even have a "potato dick"? What would this even entail?

you are you like a professional insult ruiner or smth

I am genuinely confused.

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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ baby potato fml

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i don't (*￣m￣) beans and potatoes

sheesh you guys... way to add insult to injury

but let me say something to the 'king' on the line

thats not what you called it last night (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

last ni HEY WAIT NO DON'T JUST FLAUNT THAT OVER THE NETWORK

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shh its okay im the police. its legal when i do it.

and i don't know did i

Edited 2013-03-14 10:34 (UTC)

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WOKRS??!!?!?!?!?!

So does this make you.

The "fun police"?

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no no fun police is the exact opposite of what im doing here

because he liked it. fun policing is when your KILLING the fun not MAKING the fun

sheesh （’-’*)

lies lies and slander DO NOT DEFAME ME SO

YEAH I GUESS BECAUSE NOTHING CAN WOKR???

i mean

I thought that was the "No-Fun Police". As well, he does not seem to have enjoyed it.

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