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[Locked away from the IT, especially Rise's damn mouth.]

Sheesh... All this Junes Invasion stuff has really gotten out of hand for the police!

[Behind Adachi is another officer trying to calm down a rabid fangirl. It isn't working out too well.]

But before that, I guess I should introduce myself! I've been having to go around town a lot, especially since all this mess started, yet I don't remember doing too much introducing and whatnot... I'm-- [Seriously? One of the girl's sharp yells cuts off Adachi, and he glances behind him.] --ah, hey! Come on, you can't just headbutt an officer!

[Adachi grimaces.] ...I better make this quick, then. I'm Adachi, and... [More and more keeps on happening over his shoulder.] Don't worry about this mess. We've got it covered!

[Yet, he still nervously glances behind himself to check up on it before back down at his COMP.] Y-Yeah, you can count on the Hinoto-Ri police! Now, if you'll excuse me... [However, a few seconds before he cuts off the feed, the sort of riot isn't settling...] H-He-- [Then it blacks out.]

[OOC: If you could answer his permissions, that would be awesome!]

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[He doesn't feel remotely sorry for her, but... That was some pure hero of justice schpiel. Nope.]

Or I could be wrong? This place is lenient about some stuff, so who knows? Like, how I was a cop back at home, and all I had to do to get back in was take the usual exams. Even those were pretty easy. They might be getting more and more desperate after the recent Anoli attack... You've still definitely gotta graduate school, though.

Edited 2013-03-13 20:23 (UTC)

[It gets a whole lot worse when it comes to the schpiels.]

Well, Adachi-san, how would you as a policeman in the know suggest a civilian become involved in helping her community? Even if it is a totally brand new community.

[Hey, they've sent a couple through a window once or twice by now. She knows. Though she toootally didn't leave the barrier down one night just to teach them a lesson of why they shouldn't sneak in...]

That's good to hear- [Wait, did he just-?] Kairi, huh. You don't say.

[It's a good thing she isn't nearby, Adachi... Or it wouldn't be a smile in her voice. Suddenly, the feed goes private (she does not need the fangirls to see any part of where she works, okay) and soon shows a familiar-looking face. Whether it's because of her trying to keep the Visitors organized back in the Tower, or because... wait. Why does she look a bit like an older, blue-haired Kairi ~~are they related~~?]

I can't say I'm surprised. She is my student, after all.

[wait whut]

[AHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS look at that crowd running everywhere, you are her new favorite plaything.]

Tee hee hee! Everyone's moving like their butts are on fire! This is great...now I wanna come over and see it for myself! D'you think everyone's gonna still be like this in five minutes, Shorty?

wow thats harsh even for you

its like your mad at me for that one time? isnt being petty a bad trait for a king to have? or what

nah grudges are a demon's thing cmon like you'd be killed anyway. you kind of strike me like a cockroach or smth

wow now that is a pretty definite answer

so i know your mad but ive just got a question if you dont mind me asking

you're

[to be a smartass]

sure ask away. if its pervy im not answering tho lol

all right though I'm sure it's not a pervy question

if you think im just a roach then why are you mad?

idk you just have that face

face?

whats so bad about my face?

Edited 2013-03-14 00:16 (UTC)

you just want to abuse it

abuse it?

come on i doubt that

no its true it looks kind of like a potato

what

a potato

really? a potato. how could you come to that?

[There's a slightly sympathetic chuckle at that.]

Well, this place isn't like the average big city. I've not seen people get whipped into such a frenzy over books, though. It's definitely an oddity.

The shape is quite reminiscent of Phaseolus vulgaris, if I might interject

see even this weirdo agrees with me. your head is a potato of phallus vulgarus whatever.

i

what

im pretty sure that isnt what he said? plus what is that?

Guys, there really isn't...

[That was a good way to get people out of there, but hold on... Shorty. Shorty?]

Ah, why'd you have to go... ...Shorty? [If he knew how short Lash was...] Wait, is that slang? [But it makes no sense either way!]

Phaseolus vulgaris, the common bean, also known as the green bean and the kidney bean.

However, I was not agreeing. Potatoes do not have a defined shape.

also it is not phallic or vulgar.

What the...?

[Why is it that nobody has their own faces in KH land? It's confusing as hell, and it has Adachi doing a double-take. He and Kairi never talked for long, but he still hadn't expected...]

O-Oh, yeah, we got out fine! [This is so confusing Adachi is so much unsure

Hopefully there isn't another one.]

Kairi did this magic trick or whatever, and they ran for it. [And, well...] ...A-Actually, speaking of Kairi, do you know her? Because you look pretty... Uh. You look like twins!

[That guess couldn't be further from the truth. She only punches people that really need it (read: you, Saren, the Illusive Jackass, etc etc, though she hasn't picked up on your bullshit just yet, mister Misogynistic). :|

Though the fact that the mob still wasn't standing down said wonders about this whole situation. The look on her face hardens as she moves to face the bigger group.]

You do realize you've been funneling every single officer that's near this store away from their posts, right? When there could be an attack at any moment from the Anoli?

Edited (So much fixing that needed doing) 2013-03-14 02:05 (UTC)

[Yeah okay he has to laugh.]

Having trouble there?

[Xion lets out a faint sigh of relief. That was good at least. One less thing to worry about in this city

Aaand congrats Adachi, you just accidentally hit one of Xion's clam-up buttons. Or at least a rather awkward one. Suddenly Xion is ducking her head a little, and biting her lip slightly]

Y-yeah. I know her. We're... from the same world, sort of.

[She's not sure how much of a rundown he's gotten on the whole alternate timeline thing, and besides, being from Facility is Kairi's business to divulge so... suffice to say she's going with the simpler version of things.]

Are you a friend of hers?

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text mistletoe.

text son of a-

text MISTLETOE

text I WILL END YOU

text MISTLETOE MISTLETOE MISTLETOE

text KAZUYA SMASH

text ADACHI USED MISTLETOE

text IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

text ..soon...

text ......sooooon....

text .....shit I'm gonna lose it

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sudden threadjack activate (hes using kaito's comp again)

I DOn'T THINK KAZ HAS MET ALKER YET

alker he isn't a bean

Video pls

but scrawny and and

[video] had to see how she broke them up first ;v;

Yeah, sure, then I'll snark at you all day for this shit 8|

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[video] Ah okay, understandable!