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[emperor_penguin]

[The video feed flicks on to show DeDeDe standing in front of a well-stocked bar.  The lighting is low at the moment, as there's still no electricity in the club, but enough sunlight is filtering through the windows to make the scene visible.  The massive penguin man quirks an eyebrow and gives a small upnod before offering a casual wave.]

Afternoon, Hinoto-Ri.  Seems this city's even more generous than I thought.

[He gestures behind him.]

It's seen fit to return a little business venture I was runnin' back home.  Now I've never been one to look a gift horse in the mouth, and seein' as it's here and I'm here, I'm plannin' to reopen for business in a couple of weeks.  This here's the Penguin's Nest, in the Taurus District right down the same street as that pirate bar and Nyx's place.  I'm lookin' to turn it into a respectable establishment where adults can go to enjoy a few drinks, a little music, and the pleasure of each other's company.

[In other words, it's a sex club.]

'Course, a place like this don't just run itself, so I'm lookin' for some local talent to help me keep the place up.  Bartenders, bouncers, dancers, musicians... you got somethin' you can do that you think might fit in here, you just give me a holler and we'll see if we can't work somethin' out.

Don't got much in the way of signage right now, so just look for the warehouse with the door marked 'Private Entrance.'  I'll be lookin' to remodel the place a bit to draw in some more business once we get up and runnin'.  I'll be here 'til it gets dark if you'd rather hash things out face to beak.  Just ask for DeDeDe.

[He flashes a grin at the feed.]

Well, that's all I got for now.  You all have yourselves a marvelous day.

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[emperor_penguin]

Sure seems that way. Still need bartenders and entertainment, though. Ain't much of a club without that.

anon text foreeeeeeeever

[prototype_blues]

Looks like that is in short supply.

And unless you're okay with someone new to the whole "working" thing I doubt me offering my services would be of any interest to you.

[aka he's interested in working, but haha has no skills. Also, pretty sure whistling is not the kind of entertainment DeDeDe would want for his club.]

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[emperor_penguin]

Think you can learn how to mix drinks in two weeks?

[text - anonymous]

[prototype_blues]

Probably. I wouldn't be able to tell you if they tasted good, can't drink that stuff, but I can learn it.

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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Yeah. She works too much. Hopefully now that she's here she can take a break.

[ Dedede you might want to steer the conversation away from Palutena if you don't want to talk about her for the rest of the day. ]

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[emperor_penguin]

Might be better off that way, honestly. You got no idea how much profit bars lose to bartenders samplin' the wares.

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[emperor_penguin]

[DeDeDe chuckles a little at that.]

Y'know, I know a thing or two about how to relax. You just send her on over here sometime, I'll make sure she's taken care of. No funny business, I'm a bird of my word.

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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ you do realize you essentially told pit to invite his mom to a sex club, right ]

I...okay...

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[emperor_penguin]

[He is utterly shameless.]

Good. Don't you worry your little wings, I'll get her home in one piece.

[anon text]

[prototype_blues]

Well then. That should be a reassurance for you at least, less profit going down the drain if I work out.

So. Is there any particular time you want me to show up at?

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[emperor_penguin]

Grand opening should be in a couple weeks. I'll let you know.

[...]

And if you want a paycheck, I'm gonna have to know who I'm talkin' to.

[anon text]

[prototype_blues]

I'll get to practicing then.

[Oh right well... What was that name that weird robot with the scissors used in regards to him?]

Proto Man, it's Proto Man.

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[emperor_penguin]

All right then, Proto Man. You study up and get back to me in a few weeks, and I'll do the official taste test.

anon text

[prototype_blues]

See you in a few weeks then, sir.

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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

okay...

[ mom in a sex club

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[emperor_penguin]

Yep. See you around.

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[emperor_penguin]

Well, I got a lot of work to do yet, so I best be goin'. You take care now, you hear?

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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Okay

[ Pit forgot 99% of his vocabulary, it seems. ]

[genkibot]

[Hey, giant talking penguin, have a curious blue-haired girl thinking about finding a job.]

What if we don't know if we have talent in any of those things? Can we still try and help? I might need a job, and helping people have fun sounds like a nice one!

[For an AI that is highly intelligent, there is still many things that Tachikoma can just sail over her head...]

[emperor_penguin]

Oh, we're all about fun here. Never tried any of that, huh?

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[emperor_penguin]

[aaaaaand click]

[genkibot]

Well, I've only been human since I arrived here, so I haven't tried much of anything. I mean, I've sing and danced before, but it's different to what it might be now considering the design of the tank isn't really humanoid shape. I haven't drunk anything except oil either.

[emperor_penguin]

Can't be that much different, can it? You just come on down sometime, I'll show you the ropes. We can hold an audition.

[genkibot]

You think so? Well, even if I'm not a good at some of those things, can I help out in other ways? Maybe like learn how to serve drinks or something?

[terminalemulation]

_{[--So guess who's just popped up as a watermark over part of the video feed? *Hyun-ae, that's who.]}

...Pardon me for interfering, both of you.

_{[She's really not sorry at all because woah there.]}

However - I feel as if this job in particular is one that you would want to wait on, um, partaking of! Especially considering your unfamiliarity with organic existence.