VERY Public.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

*Somebody might've gone to find out why his face was on that book. Somebody might've found out about his book persona.

...

Sometime later, on pretty much every network...*

I'M MARRIED, FOR CRIMINY'S SAKE!

*We'll just ignore how he figured out how to code.*

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[plunderbunny]

[She takes a deep breath between her teeth, then sighs. She's no stranger to Guybrush's tall tales, but she can tell he's not lying this time.]

That's the other thing. With everyone preoccupied with this shoddy excuse for writing, no one's been giving my books so much as a second glance. If they think they can get away with this, they've got another thing coming. This means war.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

*Oooooooh boy. Ain't no war like a literary war.*

Just try not to dangle too many participles in the process, sweetie.