VERY Public.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

*Somebody might've gone to find out why his face was on that book. Somebody might've found out about his book persona.

...

Sometime later, on pretty much every network...*

I'M MARRIED, FOR CRIMINY'S SAKE!

*We'll just ignore how he figured out how to code.*

Comments

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

To be fair, I've seen her fight off fifty pirates at once and barely even get her hair mussed.

And there'd better not be, they'd probably pick entirely the wrong actor to represent my rugged good looks.

[islandshore]

...That's pretty intense. And pirates have to be at least a little more threatening than rabid fangirls.

And isn't that how it usually goes with adaptations? Unless they approached you to star in it, but I've got a feeling that wouldn't help with the unnecessary publicity.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Honestly, by less than you'd think.

And as much as I'd like to show off my acting chops, I think I'd hold out for a better script.

[islandshore]

Maybe someone should write something decent to counter all this tacky werefox garbage.

Not that I'd expect it to change people's preferences.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

I think I might know someone.

*And she was a best-seller in the Caribbean to boot!*

[islandshore]

They here with you?

[Because, if so, they might have a pretty clear shot. Not that he knows the best seller bit.]