VERY Public.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

*Somebody might've gone to find out why his face was on that book. Somebody might've found out about his book persona.

...

Sometime later, on pretty much every network...*

I'M MARRIED, FOR CRIMINY'S SAKE!

*We'll just ignore how he figured out how to code.*

Comments

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[quakega]

Sounds like I'm not the only one that isn't a fan. [Understatement of the year.]

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[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Not that I'm not a prime example of manly handsomeness, but give me a break already! If this takes off, Elaine's gonna end up on hit lists!

*We'll just ignore the very real danger that he's going to be teased for the rest of his life for this.

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[quakega]

... I'm worried about a few people I care about, too. A few of them aren't here, but the ones that are would be good targets for persistent fangirls.

Whoever thought up this garbage needs their head examined.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Or at least come up with less lousy pseudonyms.

[quakega]

[You can't see it or hear it, but anon is rolling his eyes in agreement.] No kidding. Even I could think up better names than that, and I suck at thinking up names.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

I'm pretty sure just replacing or adding letters here or there isn't really a reliable method of creating innovative characters.

[quakega]

It isn't. [Not that he's an expert.]

I don't know what's worse; the fact that someone's stalked us enough to write about us, or the fact that people actually enjoy reading this.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

I think the fact that this outsells the works of Shakespeare by 3-to-1 is enough to make me mourn for the literacy of this terrible, post-apocalyptic world.