ANON | TEXT

[quakega]

[A few hours after the news broadcast...] So. About the new Junes Invasion book.

[Where is anon going with this?] I find myself developing some sudden pyromania-related urges regarding it. Does anyone else feel the same way?

Comments

not here

[quakega]

[See why he wants to burn it, yet?]

[terra_nullius]

[he's having a bit of trouble with it, the writing is so terrible to begin with and it's utter tripe... why would anyone write a book this poorly?]

[quakega]

[He doesn't know.]

[terra_nullius]

[after a couple hours, yup. there goes the book, thrown at the wall. and ranting about filth.]

let's make this ACTION; now

[quakega]

[... well, don't think he didn't hear that. Investigating...

... ... making the connection, and looking at you, facetwin. The look on his face really says it all.] Not a fan, I take it.

[A pause.] Do you want to learn how to set it on fire without matches?

[Wait, what.]

oh boy oh boy

[terra_nullius]

[There are a lot of things he would like to say about the book, but they wouldn't be polite and probably involve words he doesn't remember.

Now the promise of magic... this is the sort of bonding he can get behind.]

Please.