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[now he's going to start reading it to see what the fuss is about]

[Facetwin. Facetwin, no. Your mind, it will be scarred for life. There is not enough brain bleach to go around! D:]

[he doesn't know it's you facebro, he just is curious why someone's all up in arms over it.

totally lounging on a couch somewhere reading it, slowly getting more and more horrified as time goes on]

[See why he wants to burn it, yet?]

[he's having a bit of trouble with it, the writing is so terrible to begin with and it's utter tripe... why would anyone write a book this poorly?]

[He doesn't know.]

[after a couple hours, yup. there goes the book, thrown at the wall. and ranting about filth.]

[... well, don't think he didn't hear that. Investigating...

... ... making the connection, and looking at you, facetwin. The look on his face really says it all.] Not a fan, I take it.

[A pause.] Do you want to learn how to set it on fire without matches?

[Wait, what.]

[There are a lot of things he would like to say about the book, but they wouldn't be polite and probably involve words he doesn't remember.

Now the promise of magic... this is the sort of bonding he can get behind.]

Please.

Dare I ask why anon is reading that after what was on the network with the last one?

[Sis is on to you, anon...]

Morbid curiosity. I guess that makes me a masochist.

If you say so, anon.

[And suddenly, it is private.]

...Terra? I could hear you in the other room, you know.

... [You can hear the sound of him swearing from the other room. Go smack him.

Next comes the typing.] I think I'm actually afraid to leave the castle.

[Not actually. But you get the idea. Fangirls. Brrrrr.]

[Terra, if you wonder why a spell textbook suddenly bopped you... yeah, it's her.]

You mean the big hero is afraid to go outside now after basically getting Zack as your first fanboy?

[It can't be that bad...right?]

[al;dfjalfj ow-- okay, he deserved that. Heading to her room now. Because that has to be where she is, he was in his and hers is nearby.

Rubbing the back of his head, and he just looks. Torn between angry and disgusted.] Zack was tame compared to what I think is waiting out there.

[Hold on. Thinking of an example-- ... oh. That's one.] Remember the crowd that was cheering on Sora and his team-mate during the Grand Prix?

[And how they reacted when the two lost?]

[Yes, yes you did. And Aqua is simply sitting at her small desk and working on a few lesson plans when she hears him walk in. Ooh dear, she knows that look.]

Hm... You may be right. [She smiles faintly, just trying to make him feel a little better.] Of course I do. It's hard to forget. Though...dare I ask how bad it is?

[Of course he is. At least, he is this time. Zack's an okay guy, after all.

... He just went a little green, and shuddered.] It's... bad. Worse than that bit of the first one we heard.

[Much. Worse.]

...You realize that I'm going to have to read it now just to see how much trouble this is going to give us, right?

[Because y e a h . . . Bro, you ain't going down alone.]

[... ever wonder how someone can look embarrassed and disgusted with one expression? Somehow, Terra's pulling it off.] ... we're going to have to lie low for a while. The people that like this are going to think we're--

[Can't. Even. Say it. He just shakes his head and tries to put it out of his mind. For now, anyway.] ... you'll see when you read it.

[Even if he'd. Really advise against it.]

Huh? [Yeah, Terra? Thou art troubling thine sister...] ...I guess I will.

[She will safeguard her braincells ~~by creating a new save file, just in case I mean uh~~-]

No.

I'll be reading some portions early tomorrow morning when I get back from work.

[His preordered copy arrived in the mail today. He can't wait.]

Keep brain bleach on hand. You'll need it. [The Courage and Diligence boosts were not worth the nightmares he is probably going to get.

His is a pile of ash in his room, but he swears it's still looking at him.]

I read the first book all the way through. I know what to expect.

[Though even Mr. Max Courage didn't have enough to continue reading the book out loud once it got to the smut.]

This one's worse than the last one.

I find that hard to believe.

[Stranger things have happened, though.]

You'll see when you read it. [He wishes you luck, buddy.]

I almost want to read it just so I can laugh at how bad it is, but that cover...

[Breaking anon for this. And locking this so fast, you have no idea.] No!

[Student, it isn't worth it. It really isn't.]

...Terra?

[Oh, this explains... a lot.]

Sheesh. How'd you end up in that thing, anyway?

I have no idea. [He. Really sounds like he doesn't have a clue.] I don't even know how the author got the info that is in there. Or why she would ever think I'd--

[This is an audible shudder of disgust, and he's stopping that sentence there.] ... take my advice. Don't read it.

...Terra, I'm starting to wonder if you guys all have stalkers. Might explain a few things.

[Have another audible shudder.]

But I guess I'll take your word for it.

You're not the only one. [Be glad you can't see him right now; he looks as disgusted as he sounds.

A pause.] ... good. ... I wouldn't wish that garbage on my worst enemy.

[... yeah. That bad.]

Makes you wonder why it's so popular in the first place. Are the people here really that tasteless?

[and in the background, the boys can likely hear one veeeeeeeeeery pissed off Keyblade Master yelling something akin to a swear and "STUPID RUMORS!"]

Some of them, at least. [... well, sounds like Aqua got hold of the book on her own. .__.]

Ever thought about suing for libel? Or at least for using your likeness without permission.

What is all of this Junes Invasion stuff, anyway?

Edited 2013-03-03 14:40 (UTC)

Someone started a rumor a couple of months back about 'the country of Junes invading Japan'. Next thing the city knows, the rumor has become a... very poorly written book. [Understatement of the year from this anon.]

For some reason, it became a best seller. The second one is out now.

I can usually tell whether or not a book is worth reading.

This one isn't.

Edited 2013-03-05 03:27 (UTC)

No, it isn't. I wish I hadn't read it, myself, but curiosity got the better of me. [Not to mention what was on the back cover.]

I'm sorry to hear that... Still, it's a sign we might have more problems than the obvious ones...

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