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[hit_frappe]

That's quite the disappearing act. Isn't this what you mortals call "spiriting away"? When that happens, they usually end up at my front porch. What? I can't always throw back your frisbees every single time they happen to land on my lawn.

Isn't that right, Pitty Pat? ... Rosebud? Pretty Palutena? Hm?

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[forceofnature]

Sorry!

The great goddess Viridi is out right now frolicking in a dimension filled with flowers and trees and streams and fortuitously lacking in obnoxious Underworld nitwits. Please leave your message after the screech of irritation.

GO AWAY HADES.

[hit_frappe]

Oh, don't be like that, Rosebud. Besides, frolicking in excess is bad for the heart. You should take care of yourself more at your age.

[forceofnature]

My age?! My age is a delicate and youthful four-ish billion; what does it have to do with anything?1

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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Go away!

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[hit_frappe]

Pitty Pat, you're not the type of angel who doesn't value friendship, are you? Thinking on it now, I don't think you have that many friends. Palutena, by the way, doesn't count. You can't waste life clutching onto the hem of her dress behind her.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

The only person here who doesn't have any friends is you! I have plenty of friends!

[hit_frappe]

Name some.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Arturia, Elaine, Guybrush, Death...

[ Yeah, he said Death. ]

[hit_frappe]

... Thany-poo? I didn't know the two of you were together.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

No, not Thanatos. He's not even here! There's no way I would even think about becoming friends with that weirdo. The Death I'm talking about is a lady.

[poorfueleconomy]

How nice of you to be so concerned, Hades. But I don't think anyone's 'frisbees' are heading toward your lawn in this case.