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[von_schweetz]

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

Comments

[aworldwithoutyou]

Come on. What kind of a job name is "soda jerk", anyway?

[...no, seriously, Sora has no idea why you would call it that. He's heard a lot of names that don't make sense since he started traveling the worlds, but that's near the top of the list.]

[hetried]

But why would you want to be the ultimate jerk?! Σ(゜ロ゜;)

[von_schweetz]

[Alright, time to revise this amazing ad into an even more amazing ad.]

NOW HIRING NICE JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

MUST KNOW HOW TO POUR LIQUIDS AND COOK STUFF
NOT SPILLING WHEN POURING DRINKS A PLUS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

[von_schweetz]

They put it in their mouth and chew? =O

[von_schweetz]

=O!!!!! Wait wait I wanna try!!!

\(ㅇㅅㅇ)/

[von_schweetz]

[Odd?]

Of course I'm alright!

[hetried]

What? These?

щ(゜ロ゜щ) ヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂ

[risetocaesar]

If it was really that big, you'd barely be able to take a bite out of it.

[von_schweetz]

[Uh oh Sora, you asked for it. She begins imitating him, obviously with the intent to poke fun.]

Whukinnajobnameissodajerk, duuuur~

[von_schweetz]

[Vanellope's back story is so very simple. She's the princess president of Sugar Rush, and a very good racer. Sadly, there is no mention of family, and well...friends are a new thing. The only three she has aren't around.]

I got some I guess, just not here. In fact, I would be mad if they were here!

[She grins, but frowns a little again.]

Because they're supposed to be working and if they don't that's bad news!

[von_schweetz]

ヾ(≧▽≦)ノ

[von_schweetz]

You haven't met Wreck-It Ralph!

[Oh crap, now she's feeling sad. Change of subject.]

But enough talking about the competition!

[risetocaesar]

Well, it sounds like you've got some good ideas for this business of yours, at least.

[acapriciousthing]

You cut off in the middle there.

[empressive]

[Considering she knows Vanellope's age, this is kind of adorable.]

It's an improvement at the very least.

What is this advertisement for about?

[von_schweetz]

That I do. So I better see you down here to eat hamburgers and drink root beer!

[von_schweetz]

Tapper's bar appeared here! And some government weirdos told me the place was mine. But it's a way to get money, so I'm gonna do Tapper proud! Besides, what could possibly go wrong?

[von_schweetz]

I guess I kasdjaijafiji.///ijweij.tte, ERROR

[risetocaesar]

I think it's safe to say that you can count on it. What's the name of the place?

[acapriciousthing]

You just... errored.

[aworldwithoutyou]

Hey! Are you making fun of me?

[Thank you, Captain Obvious.]

[von_schweetz]

Areyoumakingfunname~

[aworldwithoutyou]

Stop that!

[Because that always works, Sora.]

[von_schweetz]

Stooooop thaaaaat~

[empressive]

[Normally, Mitsuru might take a positive approach. But there's a lot wrong with what Vanellope just said. A lot that she doesn't agree with.]

To be honest, quite a bit. Do you know how to run an organization on such big a scale? There's a lot involved and a lot to consider for it to be successful.