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[von_schweetz]

[Advertising is too easy.]

NOW HIRING JERKS

POTENTIAL TO MAKE LOTS OF COINS

REPLY IF INTERESTED =)

((If your character would like to be a soda jerk for Tapper's, they are more than welcome to! Because a nine year old running a root beer bar by herself, while comical, is probably not best. Hiring can be done OOC, just let me know.))

Comments

[afterthemoon]

That's not what I meant.

[voice]

[aworldwithoutyou]

...soda jerk?

[It takes him a second, but he finally puts two and two together.]

Oh! You mean that's the name of a job?

[von_schweetz]

We have a winner!

[von_schweetz]

Busy? That's good, right?

[von_schweetz]

Geez, how hard is it to find a guy who can pour liquid in a glass?

[von_schweetz]

Won't know until I try!

[von_schweetz]

So what do you mean?

[afterthemoon]

I mean you need to be more clear on what the job you're advertising is.

[text]

[risetocaesar]

Pretty lousy advertising.

[von_schweetz]

But you saw it and wrote back! =D

[von_schweetz]

Being a jerk!

[risetocaesar]

Just to tell you how bad it was! Not about the job!

[von_schweetz]

So heartless! Destroying a little girl's dream of running a business! ;w;

[risetocaesar]

... what kind of business is it, anyway?

[von_schweetz]

Hang on, I need to find a tissue because I'm crying ;w;

[risetocaesar]

What?! Are you really crying?!

[afterthemoon]

Not everyone knows what that means.

But, then again, I have a feeling you know that.

[von_schweetz]

Yes!

[Nope]

[von_schweetz]

I know my jerks and I know my jerks

[afterthemoon]

Hmph.

So what's a nine year old doing running a business?

[acapriciousthing]

Unfortunately I don't know nearly as many people here as I do at home.

[risetocaesar]

I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!

[greaterdays]

Yeah, probably! But you also don't get to go home very much.

[von_schweetz]

That's okay. I'm used to being by myself.

...Home is just another place, right?

[von_schweetz]

Same for me. My home is missing a president because of this!