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[risetocaesar]

[Really, local media? Really?]

Why would anyone write something like that? Who cares about that kind of thing, anyway? Shouldn't the media be focusing on something more important? Something that actually matters?

... and are there really people out there looking at my-- watching me run?

Cut it out.

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[risetocaesar]

No. They're being ridiculous, Minako.

[greatseal]

Sometimes it takes drastic measures to get results in these matters.

[And that's something she knows first-hand. Although, Akihiko is a far tougher nut to crack than Shinji...]

Well, don't worry! Someday you'll meet a person so perfect, you'll have noticed them before you even realize it.

[risetocaesar]

... yeah? You think so?

[He hasn't really thought about that before now.]

[greatseal]

Of course! Unless, you're really not interested in dating at all...

[She doubts that, after what she's heard about "Operation Babe Hunt." And the accidental video recording in the command room. And the Kyoto incident. Even if that was Junpei's doing.]

[risetocaesar]

I am, someday, but I guess it's not a priority right now. And I haven't met the right girl, I guess.

[greatseal]

[Or maybe he already has and doesn't realize it. But, Minako will let Miki do the hardcore shipping thing.]

That's sensible enough. But you're going to get these kinds of fangirls as long as they think you're available.

[risetocaesar]

Hmm. Maybe I should make it look like I'm not.

That seems like a lot of work, though.

[greatseal]

Probably... Girls like that won't back off if you just say you're taken.

[risetocaesar]

So, let's say I do go forward with this plan.

How would I even start? I'd have to get someone to agree to play the part, probably.

[greatseal]

[This is starting to sound dangerous.

Should she really be encouraging him?]

You would, but that's harder than it sounds. It'd have to be someone you're already friends with or it could just get complicated.

[risetocaesar]

... I should probably avoid complicated.

[greatseal]

That would be the safest choice.