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[risetocaesar]

[Really, local media? Really?]

Why would anyone write something like that? Who cares about that kind of thing, anyway? Shouldn't the media be focusing on something more important? Something that actually matters?

... and are there really people out there looking at my-- watching me run?

Cut it out.

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[risetocaesar]

So, let's say I do go forward with this plan.

How would I even start? I'd have to get someone to agree to play the part, probably.

[greatseal]

[This is starting to sound dangerous.

Should she really be encouraging him?]

You would, but that's harder than it sounds. It'd have to be someone you're already friends with or it could just get complicated.

[risetocaesar]

... I should probably avoid complicated.

[greatseal]

That would be the safest choice.