Text - Sniping at Colleagues

[drakenguard]

Congratulations on being crowned one of the sexiest visitors, Ideo. Apparently this is, what, twice now?

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[text]

[drakenguard]

Ha ha ha. I broke a rib.

I understand the irony, but Ideo's aversion to sunlight makes me seem like a social butterfly in comparison.

[text]

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

Oh wow, really?

Well hey, at least he seems nice.

[For someone who's never seen the sun.]

[text]

[drakenguard]

[excuse the pause yamato was too busy puking his guts from LAUGHING TOO HARD]

Right.

Let's say he's.

nice.

presented without comment

[notifwhen]

(❁´◡`❁)*✲ﾟ*

[drakenguard]

Either that is a happy emoticon or you are trying to tell us that flowers are sprouting from your cheeks.

[HE DOESN'T KNOW EMOTICONS WOMAN. WHAT SECRETS ARE YOU SAYING]

[notifwhen]

(*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

[can't stop won't stop]

[therooms]

[Ciel no don't encourage her oh who are we kidding.]

[drakenguard]

I'm shunning you both for the remainder of the day.

[notifwhen]

｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

[text]

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

Man, don't be like that! Isn't he gonna test our apps?

I don't want a Fumi Part II, I want to believe.

[text]

[drakenguard]

I won't lie, Kaito.









He is Fumi Part II, except vastly more bitter and mouthy.

[text]

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

ｳﾜｧｧ━━━━━｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡━━━━━ﾝ!!!!

[text]

[drakenguard]

Goodbye, Kaito. I knew you well.

[text]

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

THIS ISN'T FUNNY I KNOW YOU'RE JOKING AND I'M REAL PROUD OF YOU BUT I KIND OF LIKE BEING ALIVE!!!!!????????

[text]

[drakenguard]

I'll make sure to send your grave some flowers every week.

[text]

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

|||||／(￣ﾛ￣;)＼||||||| NOｯ!!

[text]

[drakenguard]

Enjoy the afterlife.

:)

[text]

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

I'm sure you're the best person to tell me aaallll about the afterlife, Yamato!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[text]

[hetried]

So good luck with that you guys

[guess who wasn't going]

[text]

[drakenguard]

Ah, but how could we carry out our experimentations without you, Shijima?

[Translation: you're going whether you want to or not]

[text]

[hetried]

Well I'm not really the Science kind of guy, so I'm sure you'll make do without me.

[HE'S NOT GOING HE'S NOT GOING HE'S NOT GOING]

[text]

[drakenguard]

You're durable enough to survive

I mean. Nothing bad will happen. You're fussing over nothing.

[Now he was just fucking with him]

[text]

[hetried]

I AM NOT GOING TO BE A TEST SUBJECT AGAIN

[text]

[drakenguard]

You'll be sporting a new afro in no time.

[Yes. HE KNOWS]

[text]

[hetried]

I REFUSE

[And you will never ever change his mind]