Text - Sniping at Colleagues

[drakenguard]

Congratulations on being crowned one of the sexiest visitors, Ideo. Apparently this is, what, twice now?

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sarcastic bitchy text

[putonagoodshow]

[OH MY GOD NOT YOU TOO???????????]

did reiko tell you that

Regardless, thank you for the formal hand extended from the Couch Empire- from the Empress himself, and not a dignitary.

[notifwhen]

Excuse you (>人<)

[drakenguard]

[OH THIS IS GOLD LIKE HE'S GOING TO PASS THIS UP]

Why, it's too big of an honour to allow a mere dignitary to take care of.

After all, sexiest man in Hinoto-Ri...doesn't this imply that you have actually been outside to be seen by people? How amazing.

[putonagoodshow]

It wasn't you???

[text]

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

l o l

Pot I'd like you to meet kettle.

Kettle, pot.

I'm sure you'd have lots to talk about.

[text]

[drakenguard]

Ha ha ha. I broke a rib.

I understand the irony, but Ideo's aversion to sunlight makes me seem like a social butterfly in comparison.

[putonagoodshow]

[YOU CURR]

Oh, I see, my apologies mi'sir. Truly this is the highest honor of your nation.

Ah, but I can only sneak out when the paparazzi are hibernating. It's a hard life, Yamato-kun. Some days I fear for the safety of my...how did they put it? "Close-to-perfect face".

[notifwhen]

No!! ｏ( ><)o

[drakenguard]

[Okay Yamato snorted at that]

You're bad at humility.

More like fearing for the safety of their not so perfect faces. I have no doubt that you would fly into a maddened frenzy if the paparazzi vultures descended upon you. It would be rather awe-inspiring to witness.

[putonagoodshow]

...

b r a i n s t o r m

[notifwhen]

You know it could be the fact that you were talking about it all over the network. ( ・◇・)？

[universebeware]

I will hear no accusations without evidence.

[putonagoodshow]

It's so very hard to be this beautiful. If I can't revel in it, then what is it for???

[You can almost hear him derisively laughing through his textual tears.]

Maybe I'll just start wearing a leather labcoat. The badboy look may be a good accent for my awe-inspiring ferocity and scientific mind.

[text]

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

Oh wow, really?

Well hey, at least he seems nice.

[For someone who's never seen the sun.]

[putonagoodshow]

i wasnot

[HE ISN'T TALKING ABOUT HIS MAD ATTEMPTS TO DISMANTLE TEEEN BEAT'S WEBSITE YESTERDAY 0K SIS]

[text]

[drakenguard]

[excuse the pause yamato was too busy puking his guts from LAUGHING TOO HARD]

Right.

Let's say he's.

nice.

[putonagoodshow]

don't make me submit you to motor trend's sexiest car/robot/whatever poll

[drakenguard]

You could dress as an stripper for all I care, so long as it doesn't impact your efficiency at work.

Although as you only go outside once every full moon like a social werewolf, I would be the only one to appreciate such a thing.

[notifwhen]

Yes you weeeere. <(￣︶￣)>

[he doesn't have to talk about it she saw the whole thing tbh]

[suppliesgadgets]

Gentlemen, we are supposed to be setting an example to the others, if you please?

[putonagoodshow]

Were strippers that common in JP's, or have I uncovered your secret preferences for lab attire?

Maybe we can design a new lab uniform, if you find my current apparel lacking. We can make it match the couch.

[wHAT ARE THEY EVEN DOING???????????????]

[universebeware]

He started it.

presented without comment

[notifwhen]

(❁´◡`❁)*✲ﾟ*

[notifwhen]

It's true, I saw the whole thing. (◑‿◐)

[putonagoodshow]

[please don't read this entry please don't read this entry please don't read this entry please don't read this entry-]

sorry sir