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compnetwork2013-01-05 01:04 am
pastalishe) wrote in compnetwork2013-01-05 01:04 am
[METHOD_ENTRY_002] [VIDEO]
[Bright and early on the morning of the fifth of January, Cloche's network feed clicks on. The camera bounces with her steps as she walks down the streets of the Pisces Ward with purpose. She doesn't know quite where she's going yet, but she's clearly going somewhere. And she's very clearly furious.]
Good morning. [From Cloche's tone of voice, this is not a good morning. This is a terrible morning. This is a morning that's clearly out to ruin the rest of her day with a trashy gossip magazine.] If anyone else on the COMP Network has received a copy of the January 4th, 10AC issue of--[Here, her expression twists into one of distaste.]--"Teen Beats Magazine," I demand they delete it immediately. It is a lewd and slanderous piece of trash that besmirches the good names of no less than twelve of the Guests!
[Including Cloche herself. Oh, she's going to ring somebody's bell alright. But absolutely not in the way that the article implies.]
As for myself, I'm attempting to locate their offices to demand they take down their-- lascivious article at once. No forms of consent were given. Permission was not granted! They have no legal standing to drag our names through the mud. I absolutely won't stand for it!
[Click! Well, it's pretty obvious someone doesn't have a good sense of humor about being included on the Sexy Visitor Watch... Cloche and her, ahem, two good friends are marching up, in person, to vehemently protest the article and complain loudly to whoever runs the magazine.]
Good morning. [From Cloche's tone of voice, this is not a good morning. This is a terrible morning. This is a morning that's clearly out to ruin the rest of her day with a trashy gossip magazine.] If anyone else on the COMP Network has received a copy of the January 4th, 10AC issue of--[Here, her expression twists into one of distaste.]--"Teen Beats Magazine," I demand they delete it immediately. It is a lewd and slanderous piece of trash that besmirches the good names of no less than twelve of the Guests!
[Including Cloche herself. Oh, she's going to ring somebody's bell alright. But absolutely not in the way that the article implies.]
As for myself, I'm attempting to locate their offices to demand they take down their-- lascivious article at once. No forms of consent were given. Permission was not granted! They have no legal standing to drag our names through the mud. I absolutely won't stand for it!
[Click! Well, it's pretty obvious someone doesn't have a good sense of humor about being included on the Sexy Visitor Watch... Cloche and her, ahem, two good friends are marching up, in person, to vehemently protest the article and complain loudly to whoever runs the magazine.]
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[U-ugh, there's no point in beating around the bush, is there...]
My name is Cloche Leythal Pastalia. I was on their--[Her cheeks go pink and her voice lowers to a near whisper,] S-Sexy Visitors List. But, even if I weren't, I would still find the very premise to be appalling!
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[ She needs to choose her words carefully. ]
Insensitive of them?
[ For someone familiar with the Internet, that publication was pretty...mundane. ]
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[What is the Internet. What is TeenBeats Magazine. What is being a normal girl??]
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[ she doesn't get the point of the list anyway
now if they had been judging sense of style, maybe... ]
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[ oh god now she is imagining getting caught up in this
just another reason never to go outside or show her alien face to anyone ]
...And failed at the delivery?
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[ She really doesn't need an additional reason to think everyone is paying attention to her... ]
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Forever.
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