pastalishe: (targana impression)
Cloche Leythal Pastalia ([personal profile] pastalishe) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2013-01-05 01:04 am

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[Bright and early on the morning of the fifth of January, Cloche's network feed clicks on. The camera bounces with her steps as she walks down the streets of the Pisces Ward with purpose. She doesn't know quite where she's going yet, but she's clearly going somewhere. And she's very clearly furious.]

Good morning. [From Cloche's tone of voice, this is not a good morning. This is a terrible morning. This is a morning that's clearly out to ruin the rest of her day with a trashy gossip magazine.] If anyone else on the COMP Network has received a copy of the January 4th, 10AC issue of--[Here, her expression twists into one of distaste.]--"Teen Beats Magazine," I demand they delete it immediately. It is a lewd and slanderous piece of trash that besmirches the good names of no less than twelve of the Guests!

[Including Cloche herself. Oh, she's going to ring somebody's bell alright. But absolutely not in the way that the article implies.]

As for myself, I'm attempting to locate their offices to demand they take down their-- lascivious article at once. No forms of consent were given. Permission was not granted! They have no legal standing to drag our names through the mud. I absolutely won't stand for it!

[Click! Well, it's pretty obvious someone doesn't have a good sense of humor about being included on the Sexy Visitor Watch... Cloche and her, ahem, two good friends are marching up, in person, to vehemently protest the article and complain loudly to whoever runs the magazine.]
princessofheart: (♥ sweatdrop)

[personal profile] princessofheart 2013-01-05 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Yo, fellow 'Sexy Visitor'.]

I still can't decide whether I find it funny or not. I mean, being called an 'ideal girlfriend' type isn't exactly like, an insult, but...
greatseal: (sheepish)

[personal profile] greatseal 2013-01-05 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear. It's not as though Minako didn't expect something like this when she saw the list of names in the magazine, but Cloche is taking it to an extra determined level.]

....They did cross the line with your description, Cloche-san, but be careful, okay? They're just writers.

[and she knows how actually sharp her sword is...]
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greyerrant: (Squinty)

[personal profile] greyerrant 2013-01-05 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
The remembrancers went a little far, didn't they?

[ Garviel looks as calm as always, when not discussing demons. ]

doesitmatter: (pic#5264276)

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[personal profile] doesitmatter 2013-01-05 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
It was merely a complement--a well deserved one, in your case.
princessofheart: (♔ harumph)

[personal profile] princessofheart 2013-01-05 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think they really meant any harm, though. If they meant it maliciously it would be one thing...

Gah, I dunno. I guess it wouldn't hurt to talk to someone.
killervocabulary: (What in Oblivion is THAT?)

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[personal profile] killervocabulary 2013-01-05 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
...that is a rather strong reaction, I feel.

[So says the one with one of the tamer descriptors.]
helenchanted: (Are You For Real)

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[personal profile] helenchanted 2013-01-05 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you can get them to stop. Liberty of the press and all of that...

Believe me, I'm not happy about it either.
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awww_yeeeeeaaaah: (Borderline Case)

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[personal profile] awww_yeeeeeaaaah 2013-01-05 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you're Clo....[He stops because uh.

w-wow. She certainly....did...ring some bells

wait nevermind that's not important!]


Errruuuh, no one actually takes these things seriously! Isn't it like a tabloid?
greyerrant: (Grey Angel)

[personal profile] greyerrant 2013-01-05 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
You probably would, yes. It might be best to remember that the best way to deal with something like this is to retain your personal dignity. The chattering ones will do what they like, you should concern yourself only with the truth.

After all, that is what is important.


[ He considers her for a moment. ]

Objectively speaking, you are beautiful, you know. However I do appreciate their comments about this were both unwelcome... and crude. I suppose they could have hired poets, but I have seen very few in my time here.

killervocabulary: (And that's how you tan leather.)

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[personal profile] killervocabulary 2013-01-05 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
I have. Compared to things I've had thrown my way from tavern drunkards, this is fairly harmless.
awww_yeeeeeaaaah: (Cruel Angel's Thesis)

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[personal profile] awww_yeeeeeaaaah 2013-01-05 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
O-Oh. Sorry.

[:'(]

I don't blame you, but don't...you know, kill anyone, okay?
killervocabulary: (You just failed your speech check.)

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[personal profile] killervocabulary 2013-01-05 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying they're not bad. Just that this sort of reaction is a bit much - and is likely the kind of rise they want to get out of us.
helenchanted: (Uhhhh)

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[personal profile] helenchanted 2013-01-05 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Considering the writing, I'm thinking it's probably a 14-16 year old girl.

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