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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

First message, text: I really miss her...

Second message, voice: ...augh! That was supposed to be anonymous!

Comments

[misery_hates_company]

Awwww, young love! How absolutely adorable. Oh ho ho ho. Whose arms might you be missing now, hmmm?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

It's really not like that.

[ Unfortunately, his voice lacks the tell-tale defensiveness that would suggest otherwise. ]

[misery_hates_company]

Of COURSE it isn't. It's NEVER like that, is it? Of course, if it ever WERE like that, I'm sure I'd have a potion or two that could help, hmmmmm?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

...no.

[ You realize you're effectively suggesting he take a love potion to get jiggy with his mom right ]

[misery_hates_company]

*Well SHE doesn't know that. And if she did that'd just make it even MORE hilarious.*

Just an offer. I do SO like helping people out. It gives me money.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

That really, really, really wouldn't be helping out anything.

[misery_hates_company]

Oh dear, I'm sure SOMETHING I have would help. I have quite a diversity of goods even for afflictions NOT of the heart, after all.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I'm not interested.

[misery_hates_company]

Fine, fine. Never let it be said I didn't offer my assistance then.