03 - Merry Xmas from a Drunken God

[selfgodded]

Mery christmxasmas f

fro you.

as it says!

thgere i heop christmas prentsents dhsall be given

anwishes dgrnated!

do no t be sad
ig

iff you do not celebrte this with no one

this

jsyt enoy the goodwill tha tcomes wit it!


ii luove yuo all

love is

to be

spr e a d

mt apolgoiues

for the incomprehendisble ness of

this

for

merry x mas!

[..........who fed the God alcohol. In any case, feel free to text to make sure they're alive, or hungover.]

Comments

video;

[selematpagi]

... what the heck are you saying??

[ This series of textual gobbly-goop is giving Yukko a headache! ]

video;

[selfgodded]

tthe spellcheck has abanoend me.

[Anant can barely spell without spellcheck, so with alcohol in the mix? Yyyyeah it gave up the ghost]

bu t in short ia m celebratign the huamsn holiday that is christmadsn.

goodwill adn simliaritesi to that.

:@))

*:)

Video

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

...You okay there, buddy?

[Hello? Anant?

.....You alive?]

Video

[selfgodded]

[well, with the mask, it's difficult to tell if Anant is dead or hungover or what, but at least they're conscious enough to answer their COMP!]

Ah, hello, one who is bright and Kaito. Yes, I am very well and fine. The world is moving still on its path, tilting on its natural axis, as earth moves as the ship, up down side to side up down...

[...okay.]

Are you, urhm, 'okay there, buddy'?

Video

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

[He squints into the camera. Are they...are they drunk? It's hard to tell...]

Uh, yeah. I was asking since it didn't look like you were typing real words for a bit.

video

[nyxterious]

It looks like you're having fun, Anant. Merry Christmas!

[Luckily he can make out... some of it...]

video

[selfgodded]

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

[Anant's voice is a bit slurred, and very very jubilant]

The colours are bright tonight! Bright and vivid to spiral and- you are bright too! Is this a happy day for you? I cannot see, discern, clearly, but they warp and flutter to one or the other, to spread, out, and, glitter to the stars-

[W.H.A.T is even being said]

video

[nyxterious]

[HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW...]

Do you think so? It is pretty exciting. I've never celebrated Christmas before. I was busy the last time it came around. [Ahaha...ha...]

You seem very bright today, too.

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[demifemme]

s

shutt u p

text

[selfgodded]

:()
*:

*:(

why

text

[demifemme]

*Oh fuck typing is so hard right now.*

u

uuu

ur aaaaaaaaaaalll ch eers n shit

it s g e ttin onmynervs

s
o
l
o
n
ely

text

[fools_journey]

Merry Christmas.

Are you okay?

[ Because this message is a little concerning... ]

text

[selfgodded]

wondferful.

huikman creatse wonderful dfirnks. thisd i belie as called. tia masla.

tad mala.

tai

i

tijf


djhjfhskalg
ddks
dfjffg

i f roget............

text

[fools_journey]

Maybe you should take a nap. It might be easier to type after that. (^_^;)

text;

[doesasordered]

[WOW GG RANDOM STRANGER]

Yes well

Merry Christmas to you too.

text;

[selfgodded]

mery xams mersy chrsitmas.

ssay it twcie. there si double the cherr.

:))

*(:

no rgith the first while.

howe does your holidasays go'?

[doesasordered]

I suppose it's going as well as could be expected. I'll consider it a success if I don't suddenly feel like singing to everyone on the network. That seems popular.

[Text]

[blitzkriegzwei]

Drunk text senses tingling.

Note for sober you: drink plenty of water to nurse ensuing hangover and next time, monitor alcohol intake. Perhaps drink with someone more experienced who can stop you next time.

[Text]

[selfgodded]

ubt iwas drinking wit epdrinecne one.

dioyssu god of wine

therfoer

yes

[misery_hates_company]

Oh Lord, you're difficult enough to comprehend WITHOUT this sort of garbled talk. Pull yourself together!

[selfgodded]

i asm togetehr

with mysefl all tog mysefl wn dorhsjd
jddhs

d
f

g
gfs
sh ard to type when imbidbed of alcohl. a rsther big drawback to it.

[video]

[pastalishe]

[For the sake of comprehension, Cloche is just going to turn on her video option.]

You are intoxicated. You should stop fooling around on the network and go lie down before you post something that you will regret.

[video]

[selfgodded]

Regret? What is there to regret? I am happy and spread the happiness through the network, therefore, there is only happiness!

[Anant's voice comes out jubilant, and perhaps a bit slurred. It is clear they're a very happy drunk.]

Voice

[justkeeprunning]

Are you...okay?

[Because you don't sound okay.]

Voice

[selfgodded]

More than! It is the day of happiness and joy! Why wouldn't I be okay?