03 - Merry Xmas from a Drunken God

[selfgodded]

Mery christmxasmas f

fro you.

as it says!

thgere i heop christmas prentsents dhsall be given

anwishes dgrnated!

do no t be sad
ig

iff you do not celebrte this with no one

this

jsyt enoy the goodwill tha tcomes wit it!


ii luove yuo all

love is

to be

spr e a d

mt apolgoiues

for the incomprehendisble ness of

this

for

merry x mas!

[..........who fed the God alcohol. In any case, feel free to text to make sure they're alive, or hungover.]

Comments

video;

[selematpagi]

... what the heck are you saying??

[ This series of textual gobbly-goop is giving Yukko a headache! ]

video;

[selfgodded]

tthe spellcheck has abanoend me.

[Anant can barely spell without spellcheck, so with alcohol in the mix? Yyyyeah it gave up the ghost]

bu t in short ia m celebratign the huamsn holiday that is christmadsn.

goodwill adn simliaritesi to that.

:@))

*:)

Video

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

...You okay there, buddy?

[Hello? Anant?

.....You alive?]

Video

[selfgodded]

[well, with the mask, it's difficult to tell if Anant is dead or hungover or what, but at least they're conscious enough to answer their COMP!]

Ah, hello, one who is bright and Kaito. Yes, I am very well and fine. The world is moving still on its path, tilting on its natural axis, as earth moves as the ship, up down side to side up down...

[...okay.]

Are you, urhm, 'okay there, buddy'?

Video

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

[He squints into the camera. Are they...are they drunk? It's hard to tell...]

Uh, yeah. I was asking since it didn't look like you were typing real words for a bit.

Video

[selfgodded]

My spellcheck had abandoned me.

Words still elude me. Letters? Mean so many different things depending upon order. It is like sounds, but not? It confuses me at times - I prefer the colours to tell me what is what, but the written...

Oh!

[Suddenly Anant seems agitated]

I am incredibly rude! You! You how is your Christmas proceeding? Do you have a romantic partner to perform courtship with? As I presume there is no family to celebrate it with here! Unless you are strictly friendship?

Video

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

I miiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[Because if he just goes around saying "HEY EVERYONE, THE GIRL THAT I LIKE IS HERE" Io might kiiiiiiiiiiiiill hiiiiiiiiiiiiim.]

Video

[selfgodded]

I might?

Which means that you have! If I recall implications in conversations correctly! Congratulations on engaging in courtship with a young lady or man.

video

[nyxterious]

It looks like you're having fun, Anant. Merry Christmas!

[Luckily he can make out... some of it...]

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[demifemme]

s

shutt u p

text

[fools_journey]

Merry Christmas.

Are you okay?

[ Because this message is a little concerning... ]

text;

[doesasordered]

[WOW GG RANDOM STRANGER]

Yes well

Merry Christmas to you too.

Video

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

She's a lady, and thank you! How's your holiday going?

Video

[selfgodded]

Marvellously!

Stupendous!

Gloriously!

...a bit strangely.

This is the first time I have done this, admittedly. This holiday. There are none where I come from. Holidays they...I still do not understand them, but it seems to make humans happy, despite the demons causing weather problems, so obviously they are wonderful things!

text;

[selfgodded]

mery xams mersy chrsitmas.

ssay it twcie. there si double the cherr.

:))

*(:

no rgith the first while.

howe does your holidasays go'?

text

[selfgodded]

wondferful.

huikman creatse wonderful dfirnks. thisd i belie as called. tia masla.

tad mala.

tai

i

tijf


djhjfhskalg
ddks
dfjffg

i f roget............

video

[selfgodded]

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

[Anant's voice is a bit slurred, and very very jubilant]

The colours are bright tonight! Bright and vivid to spiral and- you are bright too! Is this a happy day for you? I cannot see, discern, clearly, but they warp and flutter to one or the other, to spread, out, and, glitter to the stars-

[W.H.A.T is even being said]

text

[selfgodded]

:()
*:

*:(

why

[doesasordered]

I suppose it's going as well as could be expected. I'll consider it a success if I don't suddenly feel like singing to everyone on the network. That seems popular.

Video

[awww_yeeeeeaaaah]

Holidays are... [...Uh...okay, he has to actually think about this now.

What are holidays...]

I guess they're like holy days but they don't have to be religious? It's a time to relax and stuff.

[selfgodded]

yes.

yes

y
es

therre i s much singigng ocurring. hapyp.

pasdionate are thery humans who sing. deven if they do not ewishi to by choice. reveal s inner

iner

doy ou like singing?

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[selfgodded]

Holy days but do not have to be religious. I understand.

[Anant was something holy but didn't have to be religious. People could believe in them as a god, but they could if they wanted to, so long as their belief or not belief made the harshness of life just a little bit easier on them.

Just a bit]

I have certainly relaxed here though! I have seen so many people here, so many sights, experienced so many things - even if it is not my world, I very much enjoyed it here.

The people are...happier, here...

text

[demifemme]

*Oh fuck typing is so hard right now.*

u

uuu

ur aaaaaaaaaaalll ch eers n shit

it s g e ttin onmynervs

s
o
l
o
n
ely

text

[selfgodded]

[Battle of the drunks! I presume Shura is drunk in any case]

begin cherful is good wehn lonely.

if you

stew and becme drowned withinj shadness. then,. it does not becominbg better. yuou becofne drowend.

blufffin i think you humasn call it.

text

[demifemme]

*Oh Shura is so very drunk. She ate all the jello shots she had made because she had no one to celebrate this romantic evening with.*

2l ate

tihs x mas sux

n o o n e 2 cuddel & hAvesixwithd