VIDEO. ...uh.

[misery_hates_company]

*Everybody's phones picks up a signal from Misery. Looks like she's advertising again... Hang on, is she singing? Although it seems slightly modified.*

I've again popped around today
Sellin' promises and potions
That could
Take a memory away
Help forget you'd ever met her

Tell me
Can't I please
Kindly take away the misery?
Give you
A baker's dozen please
Wrap you up to go away

*And then, suddenly, the line cuts. A few minutes later, it pops back up, and Misery looks a bit, uh...



Yeah.*

...get this blasted thing to -- ah, it's coming out normal again, good. That's the SECOND time I've had that happen in a communication today! That... SINGING. I NEVER sing. Isn't this blasted insane weather enough torment?

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[misery_hates_company]

Of course I can do magic! I'd hardly be much of a witch if I couldn't, would I?

[til]

I guess not. { She laughs quietly. } I'm a Summoner myself.

[misery_hates_company]

Hmm... one who summons in creatures, eh? And has a Persona on top of things now! How perfectly ironic.

Hmph. Well, I suppose I should introduce myself. Only fair, after all!

*...hang on, is there music?*

I am... Misery!
There ain't nobody who can comfort me, oh yeah.
Why won't you answer me?
The silence is slowly killing me, oh yeah!

*And then it's like a record scratching, and Misery is...


Oh dear.*

THAT SONG WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THE LAST ONE!

[til]

{ She does her best not to laugh, but wow. That is one conniving singing bug! }

Your name seems happier when you say it { sing it } like that. Is that a name you chose for yourself?

It's nice to meet you, Misery.

[misery_hates_company]

Tch. It would've been nicer meeting under less annoying circumstances. Bah, whatever. I sell potions and the like around. Perhaps you might look me up if you need some.

[til]

It's okay. I'm sure you're not the only one singing at - { Oh wait. She had been singing earlier. Had that really been against her will, though? }

I'll definitely look for you, then! Though I haven't gotten into any fights. { Yet. Knock on wood. }

[misery_hates_company]

Oh, give it time, dearie. I'm sure it's quite inevitable in a place like this. Oh ho ho ho!

[til]

You might have a good point. I guess I'll handle it when the time comes.

[misery_hates_company]

Best you do. This weather situation, for instance. It may be building up to something.

[til]

Like what?

[misery_hates_company]

Oh my, wouldn't it be nice if I knew that? Oh ho ho ho! I'd say assume the worst, but if we're lucky we'll get the best.