VIDEO. ...uh.

[misery_hates_company]

*Everybody's phones picks up a signal from Misery. Looks like she's advertising again... Hang on, is she singing? Although it seems slightly modified.*

I've again popped around today
Sellin' promises and potions
That could
Take a memory away
Help forget you'd ever met her

Tell me
Can't I please
Kindly take away the misery?
Give you
A baker's dozen please
Wrap you up to go away

*And then, suddenly, the line cuts. A few minutes later, it pops back up, and Misery looks a bit, uh...



Yeah.*

...get this blasted thing to -- ah, it's coming out normal again, good. That's the SECOND time I've had that happen in a communication today! That... SINGING. I NEVER sing. Isn't this blasted insane weather enough torment?

Comments

[misery_hates_company]

Best you do. This weather situation, for instance. It may be building up to something.

[til]

Like what?

[misery_hates_company]

Oh my, wouldn't it be nice if I knew that? Oh ho ho ho! I'd say assume the worst, but if we're lucky we'll get the best.