Right off a cliff, probably.

"Desco bets you are very skillful when handling an axe♥!"

The spines on the side of her dress stiffen again, but she's too busy muttering dreamily to smooth them down this time. You can...probably hear her, actually.

"Your strong, capable hands slowly grip the shaft♥ as you give it a few practice swings, adjusting♥ your♥ grip♥ until♥ it♥ fits♥ perfectly♥..."

...um.