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compnetwork2012-12-08 02:23 pm
forceofnature) wrote in compnetwork2012-12-08 02:23 pm
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[pseudo-voice... or is it???]
Attention, peons!
[Viridi's voice echoes once again with its usual Message From the Divine manner. Nothing out of the ordinary here.]
...OK, look, I'm not going to pretend I like you humans any more than I did before, but for what it's worth, I guess you're not all completely horrible. I mean, you're still active participants in a culture that exploits nature, hastens the death of the planet, and imprisons livestock in horrifying conditions, but I'll give you a step up to 'Mostly Horrible' since it seems like some of you actually care about restoring this planet.
[This can be interpreted as a major concession for Viridi. ...Some form of concession, anyway.]
Anyway. I've talked about that stuff so much even I'm tired of hearing it. Let's move on to the real topic. Take a look at this.
[The COMPS will automatically activate their video feed as what appears to be a prerecorded message begins to play. It displays Mt. Utsugi in Gemini District - and the time stamp in the bottom corner displays 23:59:45. Those who have been in Gemini District during the 13th Hour will know what's coming. At the stroke of midnight, without any fanfare whatsoever, the mountain will quietly and seamlessly raise itself from the ground, contort horribly, and mutate into a horrifying amalgation of stone and clockwork and steel.]
There! I'm sure some of you have seen that in action. The question is, why isn't anyone trying to investigate what's obviously the main dungeon of this RPG? I mean, just look at it! If we're here for any reason at all, it's to march into that abomination and stamp out the final boss! There's no reason not to storm in there right now and shake the bull by the horns until it moos!
...I mean. Aside from the part where some stupid apes think they know better than a goddess - not you guys this time. I can get around them, but barring some form of mass destruction, I don't think they're letting you through. ...But that doesn't mean you should sit around on your butts twiddling your thumbs waiting for permission! As entertaining as it is watching you live your pedestrian, quotidian lives, you need to be prepared to do so some serious demon fighting when it comes up. And it's going to come up.
So here's where I come in. Call it... divine intervention.
[The feed flickers from the view of the Mictlan into a view of a petite, nine-year-old girl. This would be the first time since she came here that Viridi has shown her face.]
Alright, the first person who says anything about how I'm a little girl is getting turned into a rat. I'm serious. Rats don't live happy lives; don't test me.
Now listen closely. It's demeaning enough having to say it once, so I'd rather not repeat myself. ...In my world, gods traditionally choose heroes and mediators to act and fight on their behalf, because if it isn't obvious, having gods throwing punches at each other generally doesn't work out for the longevity of the world. As might be obvious, my generals aren't here. That means I need someone to work through.
You can see where this is going. If you want to fight demons, but you're not sure you can handle it on your own, I'm willing to Support you. Criteria - Don't take this for granted. Don't talk about the environment unless you agree with me. For both of our sakes. And don't be really annoying. That's more on a person-to-person basis, but just as a general scale: Hades - really annoying, Dark Pit - pretty darn annoying, and Pit - more tolerable than annoying except when he sings.
The perks for you are the Power of Flight, teleportation, access to my sanctuary, hearing the melodious sound of my voice, and getting Supported by a goddess. And yes, the Power of Flight means you can fly. Five minutes maximum before you fall - don't yell at me if you go over because I didn't make the rules on this. I can only really do one person at a time, so this is a first-come first-serve sort of deal. ...Now see how selfless this all is? I am nice.
[Viridi pauses at the end of her speech.]
What is with this stupid weather, anyway? Is this the century where global warming begins?
((Basically, this translates to periodic fighting logs! I've discovered that I'm rather fond of running those so I'd like to do it more often. I'll just be throwing up a demon-fighting log every now and then with Viridi acting as Support for you.
Also Viridi is serious about the rat thing. Don't respond ICly with that line if you don't want her casting Ani on you. Or do so if you want that!))
Attention, peons!
[Viridi's voice echoes once again with its usual Message From the Divine manner. Nothing out of the ordinary here.]
...OK, look, I'm not going to pretend I like you humans any more than I did before, but for what it's worth, I guess you're not all completely horrible. I mean, you're still active participants in a culture that exploits nature, hastens the death of the planet, and imprisons livestock in horrifying conditions, but I'll give you a step up to 'Mostly Horrible' since it seems like some of you actually care about restoring this planet.
[This can be interpreted as a major concession for Viridi. ...Some form of concession, anyway.]
Anyway. I've talked about that stuff so much even I'm tired of hearing it. Let's move on to the real topic. Take a look at this.
[The COMPS will automatically activate their video feed as what appears to be a prerecorded message begins to play. It displays Mt. Utsugi in Gemini District - and the time stamp in the bottom corner displays 23:59:45. Those who have been in Gemini District during the 13th Hour will know what's coming. At the stroke of midnight, without any fanfare whatsoever, the mountain will quietly and seamlessly raise itself from the ground, contort horribly, and mutate into a horrifying amalgation of stone and clockwork and steel.]
There! I'm sure some of you have seen that in action. The question is, why isn't anyone trying to investigate what's obviously the main dungeon of this RPG? I mean, just look at it! If we're here for any reason at all, it's to march into that abomination and stamp out the final boss! There's no reason not to storm in there right now and shake the bull by the horns until it moos!
...I mean. Aside from the part where some stupid apes think they know better than a goddess - not you guys this time. I can get around them, but barring some form of mass destruction, I don't think they're letting you through. ...But that doesn't mean you should sit around on your butts twiddling your thumbs waiting for permission! As entertaining as it is watching you live your pedestrian, quotidian lives, you need to be prepared to do so some serious demon fighting when it comes up. And it's going to come up.
So here's where I come in. Call it... divine intervention.
[The feed flickers from the view of the Mictlan into a view of a petite, nine-year-old girl. This would be the first time since she came here that Viridi has shown her face.]
Alright, the first person who says anything about how I'm a little girl is getting turned into a rat. I'm serious. Rats don't live happy lives; don't test me.
Now listen closely. It's demeaning enough having to say it once, so I'd rather not repeat myself. ...In my world, gods traditionally choose heroes and mediators to act and fight on their behalf, because if it isn't obvious, having gods throwing punches at each other generally doesn't work out for the longevity of the world. As might be obvious, my generals aren't here. That means I need someone to work through.
You can see where this is going. If you want to fight demons, but you're not sure you can handle it on your own, I'm willing to Support you. Criteria - Don't take this for granted. Don't talk about the environment unless you agree with me. For both of our sakes. And don't be really annoying. That's more on a person-to-person basis, but just as a general scale: Hades - really annoying, Dark Pit - pretty darn annoying, and Pit - more tolerable than annoying except when he sings.
The perks for you are the Power of Flight, teleportation, access to my sanctuary, hearing the melodious sound of my voice, and getting Supported by a goddess. And yes, the Power of Flight means you can fly. Five minutes maximum before you fall - don't yell at me if you go over because I didn't make the rules on this. I can only really do one person at a time, so this is a first-come first-serve sort of deal. ...Now see how selfless this all is? I am nice.
[Viridi pauses at the end of her speech.]
What is with this stupid weather, anyway? Is this the century where global warming begins?
((Basically, this translates to periodic fighting logs! I've discovered that I'm rather fond of running those so I'd like to do it more often. I'll just be throwing up a demon-fighting log every now and then with Viridi acting as Support for you.
Also Viridi is serious about the rat thing. Don't respond ICly with that line if you don't want her casting Ani on you. Or do so if you want that!))
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That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! If you're going to date him, just date him! Good grief.
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[REDREDREDREDRED]
A-anyway... if you do manage to convince them to let us in, I'd like to go too.
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I mean, uh. Give me a moment here.
[OK if she dies in the Mictlan it will be one less human to blight the earth and also it would solve that problem with Pit but then Pit would be desolate and he'd probably moan for like weeks and she didn't want to have to deal with that but if she doesn't go to the Mictlan she'll probably whine about it to Pit and then Pit will be mad at her what if she went to the Mictlan but she didn't die no wait that didn't even accomplish anything this was stupid.]
.................OK, fine, do what you want. But that's a long way from now, anyway.
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Cool. If you want, we could practice working together at night some time.
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[Wait she had just made it an open offer more or less. Viridi seethes for a few moments.]
Sorry, you, uh, don't pass one of the criteria. What were the criteria again?
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[She twisted her face up, looking excessively annoyed.]
Hey, you told people not to make fun of you because you looked like a kid, and I didn't. Don't underestimate me too just because I'm young! I can fight just as well as anyone.
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And I don't look like a kid; I look like a goddess of nature. You just think this is child-like; it's not my fault you have weird preconceived notions.
[This was stretching it.]
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[Rune folded her arms over his chest, staaaaring at the COMP.]
...what, did you want to go out with Pit or something?
[SHE MAY BE HUMAN, BUT SHE IS PERCEPTIVE, VIRIDI.]
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[She paused, looking a bit unsure.]
Hey, I don't wanna get between anyone from the same world. If you're interested in Pit, I can stay away.
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Fine, whatever. If you want to go thrust yourself into the heart of danger, I'll take you demon-fighting. But don't come crying to me when you get hurt!
[Rune has somehow managed to expertly maneuver that conversation. Gold star.]
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Okay. Let me know when's a good time for you.
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[grumble mumble how did this even happen.]
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[Can't you see just just trying to be friendly, Viridi?]
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Tonight?
[You mean I have to deal with you again later today?]
Can I get cleaned up first? My sanctuary's kind of a mess.
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[Three and a half centuries later...............]
OK I'm done!... Wait are you dead already? Whoops, time just flies by when you're immortal.