pistolsakimbo: (...o-oh really?)
Rune Calstead ([personal profile] pistolsakimbo) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2012-11-11 08:35 pm

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[Rune's looking a little uncertain at the COMP, not entirely sure she set it up right. It's a moment before she sits back, still looking like she wasn't sure she should be doing this.]

So... um... I'm not trying to say I don't know what a date is...

[Okay, she really doesn't know as well as she'd like, if the fact that she just turned beat red is any clue.]

...but, uh... what do you do on one?
forceofnature: (Smug)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-12 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
It's not always about humans, you know! Kakapos have to find dates, too!

It's not like you're asking for practical reasons, right? You'd just be opening yourself up to way too much potential humiliation from the peanut gallery.
forceofnature: (Confused)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-13 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
...Did you not hear what I said about the peanut gallery?

Fine, whatever. You sit around releasing pheromones and rub your tongues around to sample them and test if you're biologically compatible.
forceofnature: (Exuberant)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-13 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and remember to hold hands. Physical intimacy gets the blood pumping.
forceofnature: (Scheme)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-13 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Soooo.

Who's the lucky male of reproductive age~?
forceofnature: (Anger)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-13 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
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Angel.

Has wings.

Can't fly.

Super huge dork?
forceofnature: (Hmph)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-13 04:05 am (UTC)(link)








You. Enjoy. That. Date.

[Suddenly all of Hinoto-Ri collapses in a 9.0 earthquake on the Richter scale. ...Alternatively, the voice and the presence dissipate instantly.]