[ voice ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Is there anyone else here from my world I should know about?

To everyone else: I'm sorry about the loud, screaming goddess you just heard. She has this stupid thing against humans where she wants to wipe them all out. Just ignore her. Even if she is being really loud.

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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

There's nothing she can do that I can't stop.

[maybe_a_king]

Are you certain? You're asking us to leave someone who has made her intentions very clear to you alone.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Because I've dealt with her before.

[maybe_a_king]

You have?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

She tried wiping out humanity in our world. I destroyed all the weapons she was using to do that and took out her top commanders. I would've taken her down, too, if these space aliens hadn't invaded.

[maybe_a_king]

....space aliens? [WAT?]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Yeah, the Aurum. We were told they came to earth because they were "beckoned by destruction and corruption", or something like that, but they might've just been summoned by the sun god so he could become a ~epic infinity level super god plus~

[maybe_a_king]

Wouldn't that count as the corruption they were beckoned by?

[She's still stuck on 'space aliens? WAT?' Congratulations, Pit! Arturia is officially brainbroken! o/]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I dunno. Pyrrhon's the Aurum expert, not me.

[ Welcome to the world of Kid Icarus: Uprising, where space aliens from nowhere are NBD ]

[maybe_a_king]

[Just when she thought summoning a legendary hero to fight for the Holy Grail then being pulled into an alternate reality to be a Hero of some kind couldn't get weirder.]

I.... I see.

Your world sounds quite strange, Pit.

[forceofnature]

[And suddenly, divine intervention! ...Sort of. Just a brief blurb, really. The voice sounds more amused than actually annoyed.]

What Pit is neglecting to tell you is that his amazing heroics combating me and my vile group of commanders led to the release of the greatest evil known to the world this side of Captain Hook and his alligator.

But, you know. No biggie. It's not like I spent years hunting that thing down and constructing an appropriate prison for it.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Mind your own business, Viridi!

[forceofnature]

If you're going to tell a story, make sure to tell all of it, Pit. You might give people the wrong impression.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Can I have a private conversation without you butting in?

[forceofnature]

When have we ever observed privacy? We don't even have a fourth wall.

Which, if you've forgotten, we are not supposed to be discussing in public! Don't go telling people you're from a game; it's irresponsible!

[maybe_a_king]

Ah. Hello, Miss Viridi. Lovely to hear from you as well.

[Stupid manners being so ingrained into her. It's weird hearing Viridi be so amused instead of angry like during their last conversation.]

Was this before or after the alien invasion?

[forceofnature]

Before.

It didn't cause trouble until after the invasion, though - I would have noticed it a lot sooner if I didn't have my hands full with Hades and the Aurum.

I see he's also conveniently left out the part where he would have stayed earthbound and goddess-less without some divine intervention.

...Also dead.

The point is, as much as Pit likes to toot his own horn, he's always done it with some help. Without his goddess here, he's powerless to do anything about me. It doesn't matter either way at the moment, but that's something to keep in mind.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Says someone who wasn't around during the 1980's.

[forceofnature]

That was 2-dimensional! We've got height to factor in now; you can't even reach me without help anymore. What are you going to do if I drop a Reset Bomb? Stand on the ground with a sword pointing up and hoping you hit the core?

[maybe_a_king]

[The main point that sticks from that is the fact that Viridi confirmed angels can die which pretty much makes Arturia's Mama Bear instincts kick in since she's pretty fond of the angel.]

Then it's a good thing that for the moment we have the same goal of trying to save this world. [SHE IS NOT GOING TO LET PIT FIGHT YOU ALONE IF IT COMES TO THAT. B|]

[forceofnature]

Pit wouldn't face me in one-on-one combat, anyway - not as he is now. He got all his weapons from me and Palutena, too.

[Also Viridi wouldn't have the heart to do more than throw some Nutskis at him.]

If you want a full idea of how things went down, I suggest talking to Pitooey. Much as I hate to admit, he's the least biased of the three of us.

He's [a brief pause as her voice suddenly becomes deep] ~servant to none other than himself~. [gag]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[...ignoring that MINOR DISTRACTION.]

I guess it is when you compare it to others. I mean, I'm from a video game!

...you know what a video game is, don't you?

[maybe_a_king]

[Well that explains everything!]

Yes, I do. A friend of mine is rather fond of them. [And her uncle freaking collects any kind of samurai memorabilia he can afford with his paycheck, which includes a few games.

Plus Taiga is really frakking epic at the local Smash Bros. knockoff.]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Pit lets out a sigh of relief. ]

Thank goodness. I had to explain it to my...um...a friend of mine who didn't have video games in her world. It was really hard!

[maybe_a_king]

I can imagine. I have a friend who is from the far future from my perspective. There are many things about his time period that completely boggle my mind.