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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Is there anyone else here from my world I should know about?

To everyone else: I'm sorry about the loud, screaming goddess you just heard. She has this stupid thing against humans where she wants to wipe them all out. Just ignore her. Even if she is being really loud.

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[stolemylook]

Whatever, Pit.

[...did he just call you Pit and not Pitstain?]

Anyway, that annoying brat goddess wants to talk to us. Better get up here.

[QUICK TOPIC CHANGE.]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

...I don't wanna.

[ Yes. He just said "I don't wanna." He's, like. 5. ]

[stolemylook]

...what are you, two? I don't want to deal with her either, but you better ask for a ride up willingly before she drags you up.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

What if I have other things to do! I've been here for like a month! I've got a life here, now!

[stolemylook]

What life? You're probably still pining for Palutena.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

No. I've got a job and I've made friends and--

I have a life, okay?!

[stolemylook]

[...now he's curious.]

And?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

And that's why I don't feel like seeing Viridi!

[stolemylook]

...

[Sensing bullshit here.]

What are you hiding...?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Nothing! I told you I had a job and a life. Isn't that good enough?

[stolemylook]

Hn...

[He finds "Pit" and "having a life" a difficult thing to believe...]

Well, whatever. Get over here, or I'll tell Viridi you blew up a tree.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Then tell her I blew up a tree.

[stolemylook]

Your funeral.

[brb, where the hell is that tree hugger goddess?]