[ voice ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Is there anyone else here from my world I should know about?

To everyone else: I'm sorry about the loud, screaming goddess you just heard. She has this stupid thing against humans where she wants to wipe them all out. Just ignore her. Even if she is being really loud.

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[Video]

[stolemylook]

[...of course.]

You called?

[ video ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

...Pittoo?

[ video ]

[stolemylook]

Dark Pit.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

How is that any better than "Pittoo"? It's the same as my name except it just has a "Dark" in front of it!

[stolemylook]

Because it's my name. The only reason I didn't get on your case for not using it before is because you nearly died before.

Start getting my name right.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Oh, you mean when you saved me from Hades' belly? Or how about when we flew together after we beat him? Stop acting like you hate being called Pittoo!

[stolemylook]

[TWITCH.]

Like I said, I was giving you a break because you almost died. Obviously you're fine now, since you're around being annoying.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Will you quit it with the "too cool to care" act? I know that's not what you're really like.

[stolemylook]

Whatever, Pit.

[...did he just call you Pit and not Pitstain?]

Anyway, that annoying brat goddess wants to talk to us. Better get up here.

[QUICK TOPIC CHANGE.]

[ voice ]

[handshakegreeting]

I have noticed... How odd, considering...

[Angel, why is nature child pulling a her? Seriously wat.]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

...I don't wanna.

[ Yes. He just said "I don't wanna." He's, like. 5. ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Considering what?

[stolemylook]

...what are you, two? I don't want to deal with her either, but you better ask for a ride up willingly before she drags you up.

//tread jack~

[stolemylook]

Considering what?

[...echo?]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

What if I have other things to do! I've been here for like a month! I've got a life here, now!

/REPLYING TO BOTH OF YOU AT ONCE?

[handshakegreeting]

Hmhm... Nothing. It is simply nostalgic, considering I knew someone similar back in my own reality.

[stolemylook]

What life? You're probably still pining for Palutena.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

No. I've got a job and I've made friends and--

I have a life, okay?!

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Really? That's too bad.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

I'm not sure a goddess with genocidal tendencies is exactly something you wanna turn your back to. Maybe I'm just old fashioned like that.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

She can't do anything about it. I already destroyed all her Reset Bombs!

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Call it personal experience, but she strikes me as the type who'll probably eventually come back with some other hare-brained scheme to try and accomplish her purposes which will result in yet another wacky and/or epic adventure in an attempt to diffuse her ambitions.

Or she's been defanged to become recurrent comic relief. Hard to say.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Comic relief for sure. In her head, at least.

[Video]

[deathboss]

Wait a minute...that Pit-two guy you were talking with a short while ago, is he you?

[Voice]

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

Viridi was her name, right? It sounds like she's just upset. Normally people who want to wipe out humans start with some kind of superweapon.

[She has experience in this kind of thing, okay?]