[ voice ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Is there anyone else here from my world I should know about?

To everyone else: I'm sorry about the loud, screaming goddess you just heard. She has this stupid thing against humans where she wants to wipe them all out. Just ignore her. Even if she is being really loud.

Comments

[deathboss]

Reflection....

So he's not born from your dark desires or anything like that?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Um... He kind of is...

[deathboss]

So he IS a part of you?!

Dammit don't tell me there's a Shadow problem again!

[electricyousei]

"I'm very sorry then."

[Video]

[stolemylook]

Why should I?

[Because what the hell, why are you so damn interested?]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

What? Pittoo came from my world. I've known him for three years!

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

You don't have to be. It's not your fault.

[electricyousei]

"Still, it can be hard being alone in a group."

[maybe_a_king]

Are you certain? You're asking us to leave someone who has made her intentions very clear to you alone.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Because I've dealt with her before.

[maybe_a_king]

You have?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

She tried wiping out humanity in our world. I destroyed all the weapons she was using to do that and took out her top commanders. I would've taken her down, too, if these space aliens hadn't invaded.

[maybe_a_king]

....space aliens? [WAT?]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Yeah, the Aurum. We were told they came to earth because they were "beckoned by destruction and corruption", or something like that, but they might've just been summoned by the sun god so he could become a ~epic infinity level super god plus~

[maybe_a_king]

Wouldn't that count as the corruption they were beckoned by?

[She's still stuck on 'space aliens? WAT?' Congratulations, Pit! Arturia is officially brainbroken! o/]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I dunno. Pyrrhon's the Aurum expert, not me.

[ Welcome to the world of Kid Icarus: Uprising, where space aliens from nowhere are NBD ]

[maybe_a_king]

[Just when she thought summoning a legendary hero to fight for the Holy Grail then being pulled into an alternate reality to be a Hero of some kind couldn't get weirder.]

I.... I see.

Your world sounds quite strange, Pit.

[forceofnature]

[And suddenly, divine intervention! ...Sort of. Just a brief blurb, really. The voice sounds more amused than actually annoyed.]

What Pit is neglecting to tell you is that his amazing heroics combating me and my vile group of commanders led to the release of the greatest evil known to the world this side of Captain Hook and his alligator.

But, you know. No biggie. It's not like I spent years hunting that thing down and constructing an appropriate prison for it.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Mind your own business, Viridi!

[maybe_a_king]

Ah. Hello, Miss Viridi. Lovely to hear from you as well.

[Stupid manners being so ingrained into her. It's weird hearing Viridi be so amused instead of angry like during their last conversation.]

Was this before or after the alien invasion?

[forceofnature]

If you're going to tell a story, make sure to tell all of it, Pit. You might give people the wrong impression.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[...ignoring that MINOR DISTRACTION.]

I guess it is when you compare it to others. I mean, I'm from a video game!

...you know what a video game is, don't you?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Can I have a private conversation without you butting in?

[forceofnature]

Before.

It didn't cause trouble until after the invasion, though - I would have noticed it a lot sooner if I didn't have my hands full with Hades and the Aurum.

I see he's also conveniently left out the part where he would have stayed earthbound and goddess-less without some divine intervention.

...Also dead.

The point is, as much as Pit likes to toot his own horn, he's always done it with some help. Without his goddess here, he's powerless to do anything about me. It doesn't matter either way at the moment, but that's something to keep in mind.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Says someone who wasn't around during the 1980's.