[Video] In Which Brainstorm Is An Asshole About the Situation

[universebeware]

[The video shows Brainstorm working on things - with a rather harried pace, and looking as annoyed as someone with no actual mouth can manage. When he starts speaking, his voice is gushing annoyance and bitter condescension all over the place like a busted fire hydrant.]

Really, would it be too much to ask all you raving lunatics to calm the hell down and stop acting like morons?

Or failing that, those of you who are still sane, do the rest of us a favor and knock some of these fools out. Really, it'd be for their own good.

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[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I'm trying my best!

[ Brainstorm should be able to hear several THWUMPS in the background. Pit's a busy little angel. ]

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[universebeware]

[...well, if he believed in Primus, he'd praise him, because one of these citizens actually listened.]

Good. Keep at it.

[Text, Anon]

[therooms]

This would be the most opportune moment to test out the gun we've been working on.

It does need a field test, and I doubt anyone would protest against it at this moment, despite the dangers involved.

[Text] 1/2

[universebeware]

...wait, which gun?

[Text] 2/2

[universebeware]

Oh. THAT gun.

Well, I certainly won't complain. The best tests are done in the field, after all.

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[otakuro]

I have some vital and necessary information to relay to the chain of command!

[Atsuro's voice pipes up from off-screen, though he himself isn't visible, given that it's somewhat dark. For some reason, his diction is absurd.]

Some of us are more attractive targets than others!

[The view swings up to reveal the reason why the lighting is dim - Whatever building Atsuro's holed himself up in, every inch of the window is plastered with scorpions, leaving barely any space for light to shine through. ...Not that there was much sunlight with all the rain, anyway.]

What are you working on? Is it a giant can of bug spray?!

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[universebeware]

...well, that is rather interesting. Any particular reasons that this might be the case?

And no. I think we'll need something stronger than that for this.

[otakuro]

H-How would I know?! It's not like I smeared myself in honey or anything...!

[Atsuro looks vaguely annoyed.]

A giant fly swatter?

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[electricyousei]

Sadly, my gravity cannon isn't the kind that can be used for nonlethal attacks. Is there some stash of anti idiot gas hidden somewhere perhaps?

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[universebeware]

If I could have gotten away with developing that, I would've had an immense stockpile ready for when the first round of arrivals came.

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[electricyousei]

"How sad."