[ voice ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

LISTEN ALL YOU CORRUPT FIENDS!

THREATEN ALL YOU WANT. YOU'LL NEVER WIN!

EVEN IF I HAVE TO GO IT ALONE, I, PIT, SERVANT OF THE GODDESS PALUTENA, WILL NEVER ALLOW YOU TO HURT A SINGLE INNOCENT SOUL!

AND THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO, CREEPY SCORPION THINGS!

Comments

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

Um...yes. It was very passionate.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Thanks! People usually make fun of me when I make a speech. It's nice to know someone appreciates all the heart that goes into them.

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

The point is I'm still here and wanting to help, so you don't have to do this alone.

And I promise I won't make fun of your speeches.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Aw, thanks! A little help goes a long way.

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

So...we've talked before, but I didn't introduce myself. My name is Latooni.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Hey, Latooni! I'm Pit. Mind if we turn the cameras on so we can speak to each other face-to-face? Well, kind of.

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

Not at all. I just usually respond with what other people are using.

[ video ]

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ So the screen flicks on, and presto, it's Kirby Pit! Wings and all, though he's wearing more modern attire.

He waves cheerfully. ]

Hi!

[ video ]

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

Um, hi!

[Are those wings...? Should she ask?]

It's nice to meet you, Pit.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

[ Given that they're stretching out now--yes, those are wings. ]

Nice to meet you, too! [ He laughs. ] It's a weird time to be making new friends, though.

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

I'm a soldier, actually, so I'm sort of used to meeting people in the middle of a crisis...

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Really? Me, too! I just got through a major one back at home. Man, that was one wild ride!

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

I guess things turned out okay, then...?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Yeah. It was tough--it took us three years--but we won.

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

Sounds familiar, although the fighting hasn't really been continuous, at least.